DickNet
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DickNet (also known as ArenaNet) is the company who is responsible for nerfing stuff in the MMORPG game Guild Wars. They nerf so much that they make Guild Wars as bas as....oh...lets say....some random asshole who is responsible for editing and fucking up Pokemon. In other words, whenever DickNet nerfs, it is almost like being tortured to watch Pokemon (the english version I mean).
[edit] When do they nerf
The Guild Wars community have no fucking idea on when they nerf. However, it could probably be around during the time when DickNet releases a new campaign or such. An example is during the release of Campaign 2 (or known as factions), DickNet nerfed undead minions by reducing the numbers and making them look like Mudkipz. Another thing is that it could be possible that when DickNet does those "skill changes," they usually do random shit nerfs for the heck of it. Heck, they just nerf when they like to. Often the targets of nerfs are often:
- farming, one of the best ways to make some G-money, (they usually do this by changing a few random shit skills, the monster skill sets, or something like that)
- kick ass l33t skills (especially around the Elementalist area)
As such, if it happens that something that you do goes something wrong or something that isn't right, you have the right to blame DickNet.
[edit] The reasons behind the nerfs in Guild Wars
The purpose of the nerfs claimed by DickNet is "for fair balancing of Guild Wars and more challenge to players." However, their nerfing activities is too much that certain things like farming or doing the storyline is fucking impossible (especially at one point in the storyline if you choose the necro hero in campaign three or Nightfall). However, some players believe ArenaNet is actually trying to dick around so no one plays Guild Wars anymore. Other reasons is that DickNet is controlled by the Republican party (and we all know Republicans hate anime and computer games). Apparently, it could be possible that ANet wants to dick everyone out so everyone can suffer and make it impossible to get certain items and armor in Guild Wars.
A common theory that User:Dark Paladin X comes out is that DickNet are communists. Ok think about it, you aren't allowed to have over a million gold coins in your "storage" account and another thing is that there isn't much inflation in this fucking game. Also, you may notice items value would increase/decrease when DickNet nerfs. Similarly, communist dickheads want to screw the shit of the economy. Also, do you kinda notice their logo is red as well, the official color of communism. After all Hugo Chavez considered Runescape to be "a capitalist MMORPG" and Guild Wars as a "socialist MMORPG."
The conclusion to all of the nerfs by DickNet is this, because they are all total dicks (like George W. Bush) and they all want fuck everyone around so they could laugh at your asses and make Guild Wars impossible.
Apparently, it is rumored that the final boss for campaign four would start out as a level one noob but DickNet would later nerf it and make the boss level 50 that it would take 750+ players to kill that bastard.
[edit] The nerfs
- On Wednesday October 25, 2006, being as total dicks, DickNet nerfed the monsters AI (pronounced A-ite) so they can flee from AoE {pronounced emo) spells, thus making farming like total bullfuck.
- Thursday, August 25, 2005: DickNet changed Protective Bond so they can totally fuck around the 55 emo building.
- Thursday April 19, 2007-with the intro of Impossible Mode, DickNet changed the loot scaling so monsters are now total beggars. Therefore, making it no reason to kill random shit monsters.
- Chuck Norris (the final boss in Campaign 3) is now impossible to kill in 5 minutes because DickNet changed his brain. Originally, you use the Russian Reversal to hurt Chuck Norris while he uses a bazooka. He now decided to be a pacifist and he is now an immortal.
