Didgeredoo
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A didgeredoo or more properly didgeridoo is an instrument originating in Australia, made of a hollowed out kangeroo's tail. They are commonly used by hippies to attract attention, in a manner reminiscent of the booming mating call used by birds such as the buzzard. Sadly, this no longer works as female hippies require gifts of hessian in order become willing to mate, although the ability to perform circular breathing means that some do achieve their goal of sexual activity.
Louis Armstrong is the most well-known didgeredoo-player and is said to be the only one who can actually make it sound like an instrument. Most dideredoos sound rather jumpy.
After Louis Armstrong died of an internal nosebleed while having an orgy with 47 Austrians postal workers, the fate of didgeredoo players was left unknown. George W. Bush is one of the most popular post-Louis didgeredoo players. He combined his finesque at doing whatever it is that you do to make a didgeredoo work with his expertise in Gothic music. This creation was dubbed Goth Didgeredoo, or smorgasborg for short. Yngwie Malmsteen is also a well known Gothic Didgeredoo player.
Didgeredoos are believed to have been invented by the Vikings, who reached Australia in 1440 when Olaf the Red held his compass upside down and insisted on steering. When they eventually made landfall near Canberra, they desperately needed food and caught kangeroos to eat. They cut off the tails in order to make the carcases fit more easily on a barbecue spit and when they were dried by the heat of the fire, drunken members of the crew discovered they could make a noise like a much needed fart through them. The ensuing hilarity is recorded in the ancient lay "Tayls of huyge miyce".
At the present time, the amputation of kangeroo tails to make new didgeridoos is forbidden as unstable kangaroos were becoming a hazard on Australian roads. Mock didgeridoos made of inflated snakes stiffened with starch are becoming popular.
It is also a form of flatulence usually associated with drunken kangaroos with hand guns, but is also a term used by serial killers to Identify nerds from geeks. Its roots come from the estonian language. the words "d" and "idgeredoo" mean both that cheese is smelly but not all. here is the atom make up of a didgeredoo
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