Digimon
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“Pepper Breath!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Digimon
“Agumon Shinka! ShineGreymon!”
~ Masareu on believing he is a digimon
“we talked with our fists”
~ Masareu on beating everyone up
“Oscar Wilde Digivolve to.... MegaMetalOscarWildeAruruMon!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Digimon, while spinning around like a mad-man
“You can read all about Digimon in my new book, Digivolving for Dummies”
~ Dr Phil on his new book
“I want my Pikachu back, since May actually enjoys it!”
~ Ash on Digimon
“But I wanted Agumon”
~ Ash on Digimon
“That's from Digimon Ash, this is Pokemon.”
~ Prof. Oak on Digimon
“There is no such thing as Pokemon, there never was, isnt, and never will be”
~ John Cena on Digimon
“Digimon does not exist. Digital things just don't exist in our REAL world.”
~ Joseph Stalin on Digimon
“In Soviet Russia, Pokemon steal premise from YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Digimon
“It sucked, but it was still better then Beast Machines.”
~ Everybody on Digimon
“How come i ain't one? ”
~ Doraemon
“Why do I keep dying?”
~ Leomon on his constant death experiences
“There are definitely a lot of us!”
~ Digimon fan base on himself
“i am the walrus - goo goo gacho!”
~ The Beatles on WALRUSOTRONOMON
Did you mean Pokemon?
Members of the Lovecraftian Mythos and the Warhammer Chaos, Digimon are dangerous, world devouring multi-dimensional beings. Cthuhulu is among their number, as is Bob Dylan and Kira "KHAN!" Yamato. Their original world, the Digital world, is completely made up of data. Sort of a cross between the Matrix and Pokemon. The Vogons once tried to make a hyperspace bypass through their homeworld. Not to worry though, the Digimon just hacked into the Vorgon computers and wiped out the Vorgon race in the Massacre. This was perceived as good, as Vorgon poetry is the third worse in the universe. Many adults consider this show a copy of Pokemon, only to realize that Digimon can talk, do their own taxes, as well as destroy their computer prwan.
[edit] Differences between Digimon and Pokemon
The primary difference between Digimon and Pokemon is in character development. While the characters in Pokemon have roughly the depth of a spoon, the characters in Digimon are given an exceptional amount of screen-time to monologue about their various problems at home. This aspect of Digimon is like a double edged sword, because all the characters are infuriatingly annoying. Listening to the little whiners for too long can cause an aneurysm if left without medical attention.
Another difference involves the selection of the main characters. While Ash is arbitrarily chosen as the protagonist, Tai is destined to be one because he wears goggles.
[edit] History?
In 1999, the Digidestined managed to gain a foothold in America during the great Anime Invasion, started by Toonami and Pokemon. Digimon fought a brief war with Pokemon, and eventually fought it to a standstill. Although the physical forms of the Digimon had ended, they managed to survive on the internet, where Digicults still manage to exist. It is believed that Digimon will appear 40,000 years from now as some of the forces of Chaos to defeat the Imperium of Man and his Space Marines. But other conspiracy theorists and some acultists theorise that the digimon will be deemed too stupid to particapate in the Great Chaos Wars. These theorists and acultists were latter sacked when Tzeenchmon appeared and destroyed their Pokemon cards.
On December 2005, the awaited second coming of Digimon was propheised by Bandai. The DigiDestined and their followers became active once agian, preparing by spreading the word on various message boards. Soon, Digimon will awake from their slumber, and in the year Two thousand six, they will return. It is believed they will awake first in Japan, then in America, and then onto the rest of the word.
Images of the new Digidestined appeared shortly in Japanese magazines. Apprently, the new Digidestined is the cast of Gundam Seed. Rau Le Cruset, the villain in Gundam SEED, is rumored to make a comeback appearance as the "Bad Guy Wearing the Stupid Mask".
This second coming has been titled "Digimon Savers" and it will reach its climax when the Gundam SEED cast, the legendary warrior Numbuh 4, and Fat Albert, and the Chosen Children and Digimon of Dave Chappelle, battle the Dark Lord Al Khan, the Destroyer of all Anime and Supreme Overlord of 4Kids Entertainment. After this epic battle in which Al Khan dies in an explosion of mashed potatoes and gravy, the Anime Worlds are at peace knowing that they'll not be horribly edited ever again.
A war over their cards occurred in the late 1990s known as the Digimon Wars. Nothing of note really happened, except some toast got burnt.
By 2001, the flags at Disney had total control of the Digital World. After wandering around at sea for months, Micky Mouse finally landed in what he thought was India, but really was the Digital World. Grabing a flagpole, Micky Mouse infamously stated: "I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR SPAIN!" With Woody Woodpecker sending his warships to conquer Spain, Micky was forced to leave the Digital world, under the direct control of the flag he left. With the up coming 2008 Digimon election, the Flag is well liked in popularity polls, ahead of Hillary Clinton. Many pundants believe that the Flag will win, despite having done nothing for the past 6 years.
The Digital World was elected onto the seat of the United Nation Council on Tetris in the year 2007. This election somehow went entirely unnoticed, as Steve Erwin came backl from the dead. Many theories have been suggested to what caused this zombie infestation, such as Jack Thompson, mushroom tapioca, Ironhide's iron balls, the penguin Mafia and Steve the Egg.
[edit] Criticism
“Digimon is not a yaoi-filled anime series, unlike Yu-Gi-Oh!!”
~ Roger Ebert on Digimon
Digimon is most highly praised by its fans for its basis on reality. In 1992 scientists successfully converted data into a real animal. The technology was later used to make dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. Soon the Digimon gained sentience and demanded equality from their opressors. Liberal groups immedately responded by hugging trees and turning millions of college students into zombies. The worst of these is an obese man-woman named Michael Moore who mostly lives on the Internet now, whining to his friends. The government has an entire sect devoted to watching over this "thing", that is preparing to strike him down with either nuclear equipped missiles or Norton Antivirus. The Digimon preferably Veemon and Tentomon, were accused of leading terrorists into the land of China, until it was decided Digimon dont know how to use microphones. The Bermuda Triangle, Leaning Tower of Pisa, and Great Wall of China, have all been known to carry Digimon spirits. This was approved by your mum, while she was reading her newest guide on how to use Windows Popfly.
[edit] Mythology Actual Possible Religious Beliefs
Not satisfied simply with accepting that Digimon are anime creations of some bored Japanese game designers with a dream, some people have gone so far as to say that Digimon are real, and that they were in fact the original creators of the world, as well as the Digiworld.
Supposedly, this all began with Godmon,is also known as bob bobertson jr3rd from randomvillemon,who created the DigiWorld and the first Digimon, Adammon and Evemon. They were to be the founders of the entire race of Digimon, but everything went wrong when Satanmon was born. Now, if Godmon had been either omnipotent or benevolent, he would have easily stopped Satanmon to protect the Digimon; however, he was neither, so Satanmon continued his rampage of doom across the DigiWorld. That is, until the powerful Jesusmon came forth and Satanmon "got his ass handed to him, bitch." But nay was the battle over, for that was only Satanmon's Champion form. Satanmon digivolve "digi-intelligently-design" to Hadesmon! (Because everyone knows Hades could kick Satan's ass.)
But lo, for Jesusmon too had another form. "Jesusmon digivolve to UltraJesusmon!" The battle raged on for seven days as Hadesmon and UltraJesusmon fought to the death. In that time, all the corrupt data of Hadesmon left the Digital World and formed the Universe we live in now (unless you live in the DigiWorld). That explains why it's so crappy over here, especially Norway. Norway got all the bad data.
But in the end of the battle, there had to be one winner. So each Digimon braced themselves for the final Digivolution. "Hadesmon digivolve to GigaUltraDarkSatanDevilHadesLucifermon!" and "UltraJesusmon digivolve to SuperOmegaPowerCreatorYahwehmon!" Now that they were even more powerful, the battle raged on even longer. So after some 16,500,240,090,068,980,005,678,347,098 years of fighting, GigaUltraDarkSatanDevilHadesLuciferWahahamon and SuperOmegaPowerCreatorYahwehIPawnYourAssmon settled and decided to stop the fighting on the grounds that neither would get in each other's business. So that is the reason why there is still evil, war, disaster, and corruption in the world today despite the fact that there is a Godmon who can stop it all...if he was allowed to...
And don't forget yourmom'sadirtywhoremon who made pie for them all during the 16,500,240,090,068,980,005,678,347,098 years of fighting, apart from that one night when she was having sex with yourdadmon, who hadn't yet evolved into yourdad'sanassholemon because of all the fighting.
Further, Digimon believe that when someone dies, their data gets processed in a huge superhyperubercomputer in DigiHeaven. Unless they have a virus; in that case, they go to DigiHell. Worshipers of Digimon claim that Pokemon is the antichrist, although Pokemon worshippers claims the reverse. Burrowing warthogs claim that Digimon are idiots and should stop playing Kingdom Hearts, before Godmon caused their extinction.
[edit] My Eyes, the Goggles do Something!
One of the most controversial fundamentals of Digimon is the worshipping of goggles, something that Godmon said that all leaders of a regional faction must wear. However, many of these future leaders worshipped Radioactive Man (whose "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" speech is comparable to the Gettysburg Address and one million positions above "Come Sail Away," "The Final Countdown," and the Diff'rent Strokes theme song), long before this, putting them in a digital ocean of oxymorons. However, Tai Kamiya (whose real last name was "Yagami" but Kim Jong-Il changed it), the first "true" leader and prime assistant to Geddy Lee and his Rush bandmates in the anti-Muhammad Crusades, listened to the Digital Almighty's words. This obviously made the Radioactive Man freaks only somewhat unhappy, and burned three 2112 LPs in protest. This is not often documented because 99.9% of the people who liked Rush drove themselves insane, deaf, or dead from Lee's voice without realization as to what they were doing.
After Kamiya was regarded as a national hero in Japan, North Korea and Kreplachistan, the Radioactive Man factions slowly died--or is that radioactively decayed?--away. This practice of goggle-wearing continued throughout most of the rest of the world by Kim's demand (but then again, this is what the North Korean commie-dictatorship media says), until people realized that kids fighting with monsters was not cool. After, PETA banned all Digimon in North America, Asia, public bathrooms, New York Knicks games, Elvis apparition crowds, and Oscar Wilde book signings. No one enforced the ban, since everyone likes to eat lambs.
However, revolution was only beginning. When the Second Coming was prophecized and messages were said that its leader would be goggleless, Radioactive Man fans rejoiced. The Digimon fans were sure this was Al Khan's doing for removing their faithful stereotype, and not a sign from Japan that producers were getting tired of it and needed to mature. Hence the grand fight as we're sure people read earlier. In fact, they're so sure of it, Dr. Evil bet ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS on it.
Unfortunately, George Bush accidentally sent a Porygon into the Digiworld when downloading your momma. Being able to render data, the Porygon annihilated the "Your momma" joke (OH, PARADOX!). The Porygon has since been seen spamming Jack Thompson.
[edit] HOT CHICKENS!
In Digimon, several hot chickens were digidestined such as Kari, Mimi, Sora, Yolei, Rika, Zoe and were cute and polite, and they were never prostitutes or lesbians, and never had sex in the show. That information can easily describe them as fictional characters, because there's no girl in the world like that. (There are too! (no there are not. This is scientific fact.))
“I really wish they'd take those stupid clothes off (so I can eat them out)!!!”
~ 66.103.166.3 on Digimon KHAN!?
“HAWT! *nosebleed*”
~ user:Digimon on All the Digimon Girls
[edit] What do famous people think?
Some famous people such as John Cena think that Pokemon should not exist, and back up all their thoughts. This is a section that shows what some people think of Digimon and their war against Pokemon.
- John Cena - I dont think its a big issue, without them getting their hands on eachother the battle will never die out.
- Pamela Anderson - Everyone one i know loves Digimon...except that loser Tom Welling."
- Criss Angel - "It's obviously no secret that Digimon is the most sexual show on television. Poke'mon seems okay, but there's no such thing as rivals that dont fight, so let's get it on."
- Jensen Ackles - "Dammit Jared, stop watching Digimon. It sucks."
- Rusty Wallace - "I tell ya what, I love this show, especially the fourth season where everything gets aero-loose, and 50 times better than Pokemon, that's for sure."
- Tim Brewer - "Here we have this show called Digimon. Opposed to Pokemon, they have the ability to grow and shrink themselves and adjust to their respective levels when this and this happens, and that's good. Pokemon is this: your monster grows bigger and can never come back, especially in this and this, and that's bad. Back to you, Jerry."
[edit] Recent Digimon and Pokémon Incidents
In 2007, the United Nations released this statement: "Digimon talk. Digimon get bigger and smaller. Pokemon shout their own name 6.022 x 10^32 times in their life on average according to yo mama. Pokemon are probably sexually abused cause they can't say nothing. Ash has allegedly "used" Pikachu whenever Brock, May, Max,Misty or Gary were absent. Digimon will just grow up at the last moment and kick the abusers butt, or go against them in trial."
This statement was shocking, not because of the content, but rather because this was the finding of the UN Science Commission on Global Warming. Also, it is completely idiotic, considering that while Digimon would rather have a pep talk, a Pokemon would instead roast your balls.
Following this news, Ash allegedly O.D. Pikachu to death with a "magic" potion. He was sent to a physciatic prison, because he could still hear Pikachu's voice in his head. This experience was the inspiration for Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. Ash is currently residing in Pallet Town Penetentery.
It is currently said that Pokémon, being only able to say their name, are the retarded hell spawn of Digimon. Digimon speak fluent english, Digivolve and De-Digivolve (it is unclear whether this is actually a good thing, seeing as one can morph back into a pile of unidentifiable muck while fighting a huge clawed thingy), and can look after themselves. The opposite of Pokémon. Scientists are researching this now, and current evidence shows that they are Drinkers and Drug addicts. They think their research will be done by 2099, at least.
Soon after Agumon formed the Sapient Humanine International Treatment of Pokemon. With Senator Byrd's backing, Agumon hopes to gain human rights for his retarded brethren.
More recently, Pikachu released a statement that he wanted a move around event to take place where some Digimon go to Pokemon and become Pokemon, and vice versa. Veemon then straight away disagreed, and injured Pikachu at a Press Conference in Denver. This issue came to a hault in November 2007 where it was decided that too little Digimon wanted to go to, "a crappy show" in Pokemon.
Agumon and Pokemon more recently argued which was better, SuperNatural or SmallVille. Agumon went against Pikachu in a bet to see who was right, when Tom Welling came from nowhere and announced Pokemon be the winners, until Jensen Ackles came, kicked him in the crotch, and killed all Pokemon in the vicinity. Pokemon ever since has haven up the war and admitted to being Digimons predecessor and Digimon being Pokemons superior. The Japanese were outraged by this (which is also retarded, considering that the Japanese made Digimon in the first place), so the Digimon have ever since moved to America, where they star in their own show, Digimon X, on the Mystic Networks. They now live in Gabumon's big mansion in New York City.
In the new Digimon biography live diary tour thing released on Blu-Ray disc, and there are several quotes taken from this that clearly show Digimon's hatred for Pokemon. Some include-
- Mr. Tai - DONT LOOK AT POKEYMAN COMICS!!!
Veemon - Sorry Mr. T, i know they're innaporpriate.
Gabumon - No, he's being a good teacher and bannning comics that suck cock.
Agumon - Yeh, man, grow a fuckin brain.
- Veemon - It's time to go to the shops.
Agumon - What? Why? To buy stuff?
Veemon - No nothing, we are going there to waste time and look at stuff, like Pokemon products and Japanese toothpaste.
Agumon - For real?
Veemon - NO YOU STUPID DICK, POKEMON SUCKS SO GOD DAMNED MUCH! AND SO DO TAMAGOTCHI'S! THEY SHOULD ROT IN HELL! (Veemon has repressed the memories that invole tbe fact that digimon started out as a vpet and male version of tamagotchi, then again who can blame them? Tamagotchis are hrbl.
Another is officially known but due to how offensive it is, it WILL NOT be put on the internet. It offends the Japanese. That is all we can say.
Also, they all apparently like Mudkips.
[edit] The Most Powerfully Redundant Digimon of All Time
- Shadow Metal Toy Agumon Primal X - Oh man you don't want to mess with this guy, he'll knock three days past Sunday with his powerful attack Ultimate Destroyer Cannon Killer Toy Obliteration Bomb which has the power to obliterate any and everyone. He was defeated by Chuck Norris in a 3 second standoff for the last piece of pie.
- Mega Super Giga Ultima Maxi Seadramon - The ruler of land, sea, air, and pie. If you see him you might as well kiss your ass goodbye because you're not getting away from his most powerful attack, Giga Quantum Omega Alpha Blaster Nose Disentegrater Sigma Duece.
- Mormon- A very very very very very very very rare digimon that can only be found in America. Mormon has his own religion. Mormon has the ability to annoy the shit out of you by knocking on your front door and asking you to convert to his religion. Has been known to think of him self as christians and constantly tried to rape its owner Cody Mario.
- SuperNeoBestGigaMugenInfinityMetalSkullWarMegaGodJesusSatanAllahMrTAwesomeWowzerzRapistJinkiemon Super Awesome Robotic Fudgecoated Fighter Paladin Mode - The best Digimon besides Oscar Wilde, Mr. T and Chuck Norris. He's so badass that even This guy, That guy and Ash have trouble standing up to him. Jack Bauer destroyed him after the fiend told the CTU agent that there was plenty of time. He now lives in Opera Winfrey's belly flab.
- Hughmon - Uses its fatass to fight. Its hobbies are bum fighting. The way to bum fight, is the monster/person with the smaller bum will stuff it/his/her bum into the bigger one.
- Mon-Mon - A digimon with the super technique of monny mon mon mon, which allows it's eyes to flash so fast it gives kids, and other rare digimon fans, epileptic seisures.
- Pughmon - The evolution of hughmon, uses its massive 100ft butt to fight, it can also poo on you.
- ' - The evolution of hughmon, uses its massive 100ft butt to fight, it can also poo on you.
- Buntardmon - A digimon that looks like a cross between the mytholgical Australian creature, "The Bunyip" and Yo Mumma! It has a very strange face, really big hands and feet and is only good at jumping up and hitting the backboards on basketball rings. (Beware - may cause severe injuries to your rectum... Wait, what the hell does that mean?)
- Really Really Really Bad Malo Myotismon X Super Ultimate Avenger 9000 2nd Edition Fighter Mode - This guy is the epitome of manliness. He's so powerful he's right up there with Mr. T. Beware his slashing claws and iron fangs and if you mange to survive those he will definitely hit you with his most deadly attack, Evil Inferno Disco Madness Data Frenzy Spore Launcher Poison Spreader Mind Game Flaming Data Blaster Gun.
- Pikachumons - Yes, that's right, Pikachu's a digimon. Pikachu jumped ship to digimon when pokemon cut his pay. Digimon made the swap for pikachu with Anusmon. Ash and Anusmon are getting along great.
- bob bobertson jr 3rd from randomvillemon-this guy is also known as godmon. titch is gay and carmen fucks batman peace out y'all.
- Ayatollah Khomeni|Ayatollahkhomenimon - An extremelly powerful iranian Digimon, make by the Iranian Digital Army to destroy Israel and win the Third World War against the Hades Army and the Takeru Takashi spiner commando army before they can launch the sionist counterpart Arielsharonmon. This Digimon acts more like an armor like Saint Seiya and Counter-Strike, which the actual user, Daisuke Motomiya, should integrate it and work together. Anyone that saw Ayatollahkhomenimon says that use a unvulnerable barrier called Mecca Black Stone Treasure, and a powerful attack called Ayatollah Khomeni Exclamation capable to blast more energy that the entire nuclear weapons of all the world.
- Cindylaupermon - Dood. Girls just want to have fun.
- Neopetsmon is well... a cross between a Digimon and a Neopet.
- Ultima Agugugu Anothergugugu Anothergugugumon - It has the appearance of a child. But it aint! DUH! It is the offspring of pikachu and pichu who decided that incest was pretty normal.
- SuperMegaSpecialAwsomeBurgerPizzamon Its super special awesome burger attack is, it throws super special awesome rays of awsomeness at you!
- Emomon A completely black digimon with a floppy fringe over it's left eye. OH NO! He's using his slit-wrists-fake-suicide-attention-seeking attack! He's gonna get blood on his tight jeans.
- Supermon See what I did there?
- Meikaihadesmon The ultimate evolution of Takeru's digimon, who's helped Israel to invade Gaza Strip to clean up the foul Hamasmon, to murder Fatahmon and sent them to hell, inside the Iran.
- Omnimon The most kick ass Digimon ever. In one of the many series it's appeared in, he/she (omnisex)killed everyone for no reason, and then turned into Omnimon X and reset the Universe. Also was responsible for killing the Y2K virus. Only defeated by Chuck Norris[1]
- n00bmon is the n00biest of the Digimon.
- Chucknorrismon also known as Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick and hat, he is the ultimate Digimon. he would defeat Myotismon, Mega Super Giga Ultima Maxi Seadramon and lwsdiufialdhfohuasdhfhjhdkfarumon with a simple frown. and perhaps a beard-hair.
- BillBaileymon A Digimon that uses his extensive mass of hair to enthral his enemies, before killing them with his highly analytical (yet told in a dimwitted manner) jokes, making them bleed to death out of the ears. If he DNA Digivolves with Phil Collins, he becomes HairyLemonmon; a digimon capable of destroying the world with a mix of comedy banter and stupendously catchy songs.
- ClaudioSanchezmon A digimon that can cause the ears of his oppressors to exploed with his ultra-high pitched voice, before using their carcasses to fertilise the fileds of the character of his story; Coheed in Cumbria. He can also lind people in a screen of hair.
- Black Omnimon The black counterpart of Omnimon, made by BlackMetalGarurumon and BlackWarGreymon's DNA Digivolution.
- Ultra-Omnimon The fusion of Black Omnimon and Omnimon, he kicks more butt then Chuck Norris (mentioned above)
- Imperial-Omnimon When Imperialdramon (paladin mode) DNA Digivolves with Ultra-Omnimon.
- Yugioh - Mon Used to stop Eggbriomon.
- Eggbriomon Seen in Digimon ownage Movie, Eggbriomon is a massive fusion of Nirtus Brio, Eggman and Malomyotismon. Crash, Cortex, Sonic, Shadow, Yugioh-mon and Imperial-Omnimon stopped him.
- Jamaicanmon I like to eat Pancakemon..yeah mon..(sounds more like yeah mahn)
- MegaChestymon Mega-digimon. Uses her giant mega hyper boobie missiles to destroy everything!
- SaintJimmymon MegaChestymons partner in crime. With his suicide commando attack they rule the world together!!!
- Bazzymon The most awesomely awesome digimon ever who is totaly rad cause she has red hair
- PooPoomon aka 'Daviimon' ... yeah. He smells like poop...
- Rambomon Hes a pirate!
- Jakemon Is Gay
- ButtPiratemon This guy is obsessed by butts. All he does on the show is run around and tries to get the booty. If you still have your arse virginity and this guy is running around you better cork yourself good.
- GuyWhoSaysOmgTooMuchmon OMG! Why didn't you tell me that halo wasn't an RTS?! OMG what is a Pikachu? Professor Oak, I WANT A AGUMON. OMG! you mean Agumon is a digimon? I guess I'll settle for Optimus Prime then.
- Pancakemon Pancakemon is almost non-existent because of so many Jamaicanmons eating him on a daily basis..most Americanmons also eat him for breakfast.
[edit] Digimon Adventure - Fun and Frolics
Due to popular demand by Digimon pet owners, fans and angry fat guys in basements, a television show was commissioned to star a bunch of rowdy outcast teenagers in a Digimon show called Digimon Adventure. Seven children were chosen for the leading roles, and seven recently experimental lab rat Digimon became their sidekicks. Eventually, an eighth kid was handpicked by the show's creator Jeff Nimoy, the illegitament son of Leonard Nimoy.
Seven goofy retarded campers are given cool MP3s called Digivices and are sucked into the Digital World (not the Matrix!). Lost on a island in the middle of nowhere with scary monsters everywhere, the kids, called the Digidestined, wander around helplessly for several episodes. Their partners, the Digimon each in secret take steroids and digivolve into bigger and cooler Digimon to fend off other Digimon controlled by rebelling Black Gears taken from Big Ben. The Digidestined later meet the owner of the Black Gears, the long-armed demented Devimon, really Tony Blair in disguise. The Digidestined are all whipped by him when he becomes a giant, but the birth of Angemon from the supercute Patamon kills him.
The Digidestined then receive an e-mail from an elderly Elmer Fudd, nicknamed Gennai, who asks them to visit the continet of Server to kill for Digimon. They do so, taking on Elvis Presley reborn as a monkeyman, and the vampire lord himself Myotismon, and his batboy sidekick DemiDevimon. Myotismon and his large army of homies head to Tokyo in search of the "Eighth Child" who can destroy him, the kids not far behind. In Tokyo, Godzilla is put to shame as a montage of cool Digimon battles occur, Myotismon takes over the city, and rather ironically, Tai's little sister Kari is revealed to be the Eight Digidestined, and the evil cat Gatomon is her partner. Former teacher at Hogwarts Wizardmon gives his life to save Kari and Gatomon, prompting Gatomon to turn into a hot Angewomon and zap Myotismon. Myotismon returns as a giant demon with another monster in place of a crotch, but he is destroyed by WarGaymon and MetalGarurumon.
Returning to the Digital World, the Digidestined discover the world in ruin thanks to a year long party held by the Dark Blingmasters - Piedmon, a gay clown; Puppetmon, an emotional friendless halfwit; Machinedramon, a robot; and MetalSeadramon, an American sea serpent. The four are eventually destroyed one by one by the Digidestined's Digimon, Piedmon being sucked into a gate leading to a gay bar thanks to MagnaAngemon. The show's main villain finally makes an appearance, Apocalymon, whose role is generally a waste of space and he is killed in one minute. However, upon saving the Digital World, the kids learn they must go home before the next series starts.
[edit] Trivia
- Actually WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon are the alteregos respectively of Ricardo Tubbs and Sonny Crockett (from Miami Vice), and their real task is imitating the A Night at the Roxbury skit.
- As there is BlackWarGreymon which is virus counterpart of WarGreymon, there is also counterpart of MetalGarurumon and it is BlackMetalGarurumon, which can digivolve to MelodicBlackMetalGarurumon, or DNA digivolve with BlackWarGreymon to DimmuBorgirmon, which is virus counterpart of Omnimon.
- Agumon owns a copy of The Digimon Movie, and states that the scene where he was yelling Tie several times to get his attention was apparently an accident, and his lines were indeed supposed to be "Pie, Pie!" This was approved by Veemon and his Dad, Imperialdramon.
- Agumon apparently drinks beer.
- Gabumon apparenly suffers from Tourette Syndrome.
- Wormmon hates South Park, due to its cut out animation techniques.
- Guilmon apparently loves baking foods such as dohnuts and cake
- Patamon thinks Link is a Tree is hawt.
- Renamon is a guy in Germany (that's messed up cuz she's a woman).
- Wargreymon loves listening to Iron Maiden
[edit] See also
[edit] References
- The Battlestar Encyclopedia Galactica (10,000 GE), 71st edition, Foundation inc.
- Wilde, Oscar. The Portrait of Dorian Greymon. (Vintage, 1899)
- Cthulhu, Billy The Poor Monster Guide for Employment in a Post-Pokemon World." (2007).
- Toklien, J.R.R. Digimon Ripped Me Off." (1945)
- Lewis, C.S. Not-uh. Digimon RIPPED me off! (1946)
- Wormmon files complaint to Jessica Simpson She has a penis? (2007)
- Mon, Gabu There's no such thing as you!(2007)
