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The Disc
"The Land of Disco"
Discoworld

{{{image_flag}}} Official Coat of Ankh-Morpork (Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "You Should Be Dancing"
Anthem: "Le Freak"
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Capital	Ankh-Morpork
Previous capital	Tsort
Largest city	Hunghung
Official languages	Morporkian, Djelian, Agatean, Latatean, Llamadese, Gnomish, Dwarfish
Government	Tyranny
-Patrician	Lord Haverlock Vetinari
-Pharaoh	Teppic
-Other King	Verence of Lancre
-King of Gods	Blind Io
National Hero(es)	Captain Carrot
Declaration of Formation	1983
Currency	Ankh-Morpork Dollar
Religion	{{{religion}}}
Area	Radius is 5,000 miles, Area for a circle is Pi*r*r. You work it out. Remember to correct for mountains.
Population density	Trolls tend to be quite dense. However, this is speciesm and I really did not just say that. So let's just leave it at that, okay?
Ethnic groups	Dwarf: 29%; Troll:15%; Golem: 2.3%; Gargoyle: 2.3%; Wizard: 29.7%; Witch: 0.1%; Human: 0.7%; Undead (All species): 20%; God: 2.768939%
National animal	That dog in the window

Discoworld is a planet that was discovered near the star G-890 by the space probe Potent Voyager in 1974. It has been the subject of a series of non-fiction exposes by anthropologist Terry Pratchett.

[edit] Discoworld (world)

Discoworld has been the subject of much controversy, particularly because of its obsession with a style of music that most people hate. Zecariah Endrikat, a scientist and spokesperson for NASA, has been quoted as saying, "The Discworld is an impossibility. It contradicts the laws of physics, biology, and Argentina (which forbid turtles larger than 12 metres in diameter). It cannot exist. It should not exist. And, when the government approves our funding for the development of a long range nuclear missile, it will not exist either".

However, some scientists, including biologist Fred Jones, say otherwise. According to Jones, "All life found on the surface of Discoworld is able to flawlessly perform the cha cha and this remarkable feat deserves to be preserved. Others say this is just further evidence that Dr Endrikat's plan is a good one.

[edit] Discworld (books)

There has been very little exploration of Discoworld to date, a fact that might have had something to do with Discoworld being about 35 billion miles away from the Earth. However, some exploration has been done by famed anthropolgist and biographer Terry Pratchett.

Pratchett, who previously worked at a nuclear power plant, had mutated to the extent that he could travel to Discoworld in a matter of minutes. He used this talent to research the world and write a series of books documenting his travels there.

The books are known for their bland and humorless recitation of the facts as well as their unhealthy obsession with orangutans. Jane Goodall has been quoted as saying "I like orangutans along with all other monkeys and all. but the man has got to know when to stop". Reports that Goodall was nearly beaten to death by a mysterious ape who emerged from between the shelves of her personal library remain unconfirmed.

Despite these criticisms, the books have become required reading for all university courses on astrozoology and magic.

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Confirmed (Solar System): Freddy Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Luton | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus | Neptune | Magrathea | Pluto (planet)
Confirmed (Exosolar): An T'ark-Ti'kah | Uncyclopedia | Discworld
Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | Jay Leno's Chin
Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron | Boob
Denied by CIA: Urth | Irk | Krypton | Michigan
In a galaxy far, far away: Alderaan | Coruscant | Tatooine
Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx
Loner Planets: Planet A | Planet AAA! | Wisconsin