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Walt Disney (10 B.C. - Current), a self-proclaimed furry and pedophile, merged all of his hobbies together to create an industry that has entertained non-Jewish children since the beginning of time. He was thought to have died in 1966 but it turned out that his heart only stopped beating. It is highly theorized that he is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, along with Elvis Presley. He is actually the clone of Errol Flynn. He is secretly affiliated with a pimping group and a robot singer named John.
The most popular representation (basically the Hitler of the company) is Mickey Mouse—a intelligent loving character that Walt Disney thought of after a night of S&M clubs, acid, and a Friends marathon. Mickey Mouse has tried to reinvent himself many times over the years, adopting pseudonyms that play on his initials of "M.M." These personas include Marilyn Manson, Eminem, and a brief stint into cross-dressing as Minnie Mouse.
[edit] The Good Times
Before the computer-animated, over-hyped, and fart joke-filled entertainment currently produced by Disney after its sexual union with Pixar, there was a time where Disney films were animated the right way—by underpaid, ready-to-go-postal animators and starving Chinese boys who were kicked out of the Nike factory.
Here are some Disney "classics":
[edit] COCAINE & THE 7 STAGES OF ADDICTION
Dr. Seuss ordered that the original title be changed because it was politically incorrect and forced her friend Dopey into a serious depression. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was deemed to make fun of the handicapped and white people.She also had sex with Cinderella.
This film is one of Disney's first hardcore pornographic films. The deliciously sexist story concerns a character who is like any other woman: she's stupid and has a thing for midgets. After being kidnapped and gang raped by a group of dwarfs (friends), Snow White (now known as Rain Blue) is forced into prostitution. She falls under some random level seven necromancer's power and must be raped by Prince Charming to come back to life. However, upon waking, he finds out how much of a skank she is and opts to take the witch over her, finally succumbing to the necromancer's womb.
Coming in 2008: A real life motion picture in whitch Rain Blue (Snow White) is being played by Samuel L. Jackson.
[edit] The Little Mermaid
- Main article: The Little Mermaid
Proof that all fat people are evil. The main character is a little mermaid girl named Ariel who is played by Samuel L. Jackson and never listens to her male superiors and pays for being such a dumb ranga. She has crabs—Jamaican ones. The fat octopus chick Ursula(Played by Rosy O' Donnel) has magic, so Ariel goes to her for legs. Ursula first "gives" her tentacles, then legs. Ariel's legs are then screwed on with a pneumatic drill as a fisherman Eric eyes her up and down lustily. Ariel then joins the land people and is forced into their sexist society where she is pumping out kids and is barefoot in the kitchen, teaching her that she should have shut her trap and stayed underwater. On land she is now commonly known as the little mer-slut.
[edit] Aladdin
A movie created during Disney's 'Let's try Islam' phase. The story features two typical Islamists, Aladdin and his arranged-wife, Jasmine who live in Aggrabah, a city ruled by the King of Aggrabah, the Sultan. Being a king in an Islamic city, the evidence is clear that the Sultan is in fact Muhammad in marshmallow form. Jafar, the bad guy, and clearly a stereotype of Jebus, coerces Aladdin into undertaking a quest for the Holy Grail, however, along the way, the poor, youthful adventurer discovers a magical lamp containing the trapped essence of Allah, in the guise of a genie. During the movie, jasmine allows Aladdin to have pure cum-filled blowjob, there creating aids. Allah grants Aladdin various benefits, but sadly cannot give Aladdin a Jasmine as he can't create virgins in this world. Instead, he gives Aladdin his own marshmallow outfit to match Muhammad. Spoiler Warning! In the end, Aladdin teams up with his Genie/Allah to defeat the evil Jebus and banish him to Jesusland forever. Also, the voice acting for the Genie is supplied by Robin Williams, who, is now by definition Allah and therefore the leader of Islam, and is there for Public Enemy #1 in the United States.
In the animated series, he (Aladdin) meets this dude named Mozenrath who, "is exactly like Jafar, but younger." He is also "two tanning sessions away from being Princess Jasmine's overdressed half-sister."
[edit] The Lion King
- Main article: The Lion King
Cheesy, feel-good tale of murder, teen pregnancy and a farting warthog Pumbaa (now named Rabbit) and his manic/depressive anorexic gerbil-like friend Timon (now named Llama), who hook up with a pussy lion Simba who ends up being tough and shagging another lion that looks exactly like his mother and is probably his sister. Mr. Bean (Zazu) is a toucan and Darth Vader (Mufasa) talks in the clouds. Everybody wins except for the bad guy Scar and the less-than-charismatic species of Hyena. Turn it off after the stampede and your kids will cry all day. It's a cheap knockoff of Kimba.
[edit] The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- Main article: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A horrible mishmash of "French" clichés. The main character, Quasimodo, is the bell ringer of the Notre Dame Cathedral; this disgraces not only the Catholic church, but the innocent protagonist, Frollo, who attempts to seize a woman under his control. The whore, Esmeralda, decides to run-off and disobey her new "owner." Because of this, Frollo decides to stab Quasimodo and rape Esmeralda. This movie is an example of a good ending: the Caucasian male nobility seizes the peasantry classes below him, and takes whatever women he wants. Probably one of the best ones to date.
[edit] Dumbo
- Main article: Dumbo the Elephant
This righteous film demonstrates Walt "Adolf" Disney's fervent belief that elephants with big ears that can fly are racially inferior to pure-blooded elephants. Mocked and rejected by his peers because of his abnormally small bits, Dumbo falls into a downward spiral, quickly becoming an alcoholic and incessant gambler, until one night his friends slip some lsd and peach schnapps into his trough and he wakes up tied to a lamp post.
[edit] Beauty and the Beast
A heart warming tale about an American actor who travels to Japan to shoot a whiskey commercial. During his stay this 80 year old man, who begins melting halfway through, meets a 12 year old Japanese girl. Despite the fact that all the little girl wants to do is watch old Sailor Moon episodes, the man falls deeply in love with her, which is totally cool with her parents. Later remade as Lost in Translation.
Original music and Lyrics by Bob Dylan
[edit] Sword in the Stone
One of the few non-pornographic Disney movies, Sword in the Stone is about a young boy, Arthur, who, like Walt Disney, wants to enslave the Jews by pulling a magic sword out of a stone. Arthur is trained by a pedophiliac wizard, Merlin, a character inspired by Walt Disney's even more anti-Semitic father. After two years of training, relentless beatings, and anti-Semitic learning, Arthur pulls the sword and everyone, except the Jews, lives happily ever after. This was a very controversial animated film, and was banned in every country except Nazi Germany, where it received an Oskar award for Best Picture. However, Walt Disney soon began to receive death threats, and was actually shot nine times in 1988. He then started a successful rap career in 1992.[1]
[edit] So Dear to My Heart
Not just the most precious film classic by Walt Disney himself. This story begins with a young boy named Jeremiah Kinciad, who draws pictures of presidents and communists, who decide on making sex with Jeremiah. Meanwhile, he enters the political fair with George Bush as the head. He meets a beaten-up Danny the Lamb who becomes evil after being covered in nuclear waste. The lamb grows into a giant beast and kills Jeremiah and all the people at the fair.
[edit] Bambi
A deer's mother dies because of continuous sun burns due to the ruthless son of a bitch (global warming). He grows to be a prince and his father also dies of the same reason. As more animals continue to die, he sets out on a journey and with the help of Stuart Little reaches the New York City to talk to the Pope about environmental issues and animal problems, but Spider Man tells them that he lives in Rome and would take him there but he has to go have sex with Mary Jane.. Bambi has no money left so in disgust and sorrow gets into the habit of drinking. He later gets mad at Stuart and feeds him rat poisoning disguised as a cheese burger from McDonalds. So staurt dies and Bambi gets raped by a hobo.
[edit] The Three Caballeros
- Main article: Three caballeros
“We're Three Caballeros, Three GAY Caballeros”
~ Panchito Pistoles
Sadly, this is one of the many films that was banned in America next to Deep Throat. Donald gets a Birthday gift from Latin America and Donald Duck meets with his friend Jose Carioca, which he knew before the film was made and Panchito Pistoles. Donald and Jose travel to Brazil during Carnival Time and after that, they join-up with Panchito who tells them about Mexico while getting high on Peyote from Jose's cigars. The film bombed in 1945 and there was a deleted scene where Donald Duck danced with Frank Sinatra in a scene where they were in Brazil, but Gene Kelly already told Sinatra that He's dancing with Jerry in a better film. But in 1965, Timothy Leary found the film in Boston and showed it to his classmates and after that, the film became a hit for many hippies.
[edit] Carnival Rats
Walt Disney made his first pornography film ever made to be "epic" in all ways (No, really.) and it's called, Carnival Rats which is about that litte miss bitch named, Little Scarley who has AIDS and vomits on everyone, everywhere, at anytime whatsoever. She only wanted to have sex with those Rat Packs, but that refused to make love/have buttsex with an IQ under 10. They make a carnival which explodes and falls every time. King Possum IV wants to emo rape all rat carnivals at once. Also, Gene Kelly, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope and Hayley Smith got lazy and did the star sequence, and then exploded or molestered or huffed by King Possum IV. Hence, they were bombed in London, because that movie TOOK PLACE IN LONDON, HELLO? They re-released it on 2018 with new scenes starring Samuel L. Jackson about the critism of George W. Bush. This is the end of the movie.
[edit] Pirates of the Caribbean
- Main article: Pirates of the Caribbean
This has got to be the best damn Disney movie ever made, only because it sucks a little less dick than the other movies made this millennium. Seriously, though, you can tell that the Disney conglomerate is running out of ideas when they make a movie out of a freaking ride. In these movies Elizabeth Swann attempts to kiss every man on the known universe, and in the final movie travels to world's end to kiss the dead. Jack Sparrow, a janitor at the local Pirates Senior High School, searches to find Principal Barbossa and Mr. Turner. Together they get in their environmentally safe hybrid to stop Elizabeth Swann from doing every man on earth. Eventually, at the ripe age, of 97 Elizabeth Swann settles down and has many kids with the Kraken.
The pirates of the caribbean has been criticized for showing such scenes to children as a father mercillesly whipping his son's back into a bloody mess. It is, however, quite obvious that the movie was not made for small children, but for 13+ year olds who happen to really like coloring books.
“Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya swarmy gits? Look what I got. I've got a folio of legal crap.
I've got a folio of legal crap. I've got a folio of legal crap. AND GUESS WHO’S GONNA GET SUED WITH IT?!”
[edit] Cinderella
An epic story of a mistreated girl living with two transsexual stepsisters and a 50-year-old prostitute who claims to be her stepmother, Cinderella is an excellent movie for future strippers and whores disguised as common house maids. The movie starts out with the transsexual stepsisters forcing Cinderella to please their sexual desires with house-hold appliances. The "stepmother" arrives on the scene and tells everyone that they're going to the prince's domain, where he will turn his castle into a nightclub for 24 hours which only happens once a year. However, Cinderella is uninvited since her deceased father was a native of the Philippines and the party allows whites only. The "stepmother" and stepsisters ride into the sunset and head for the discriminated nightclub. Cinderella evokes tears as she slits her wrist with a rusty carving knife. She makes desperate gasps and screams, crying, "I wish I was 100% white!" Her cries are answered as the magical Poof, the homosexual dragon, appears in front of her eyes. Poof grants Cinderella golden hair and sapphire eyes, her form resembling a Super Saiyan. And there she rode her majestic donkey into the night, looking for her virginity to be lost to the prince.
[edit] 101 Dalmatians
It's one of the world's first pornographic Disney movie with an epic tale about humping the dogs. It's also a dog's pornographic movie. One day, Pongo the dalmatian (voice by Tom Cruise) just had sex with Rodger (voice by Kyle Broflovski). Rodger and Pongo went to a two-year-old boy Cruella DeVille (voice by Your mom) and Perdita (voice by You) was baby-making. At the honeymoon, we see the gal baby-making Brokeback Mountain, Anita (voice by Christina Applegate), but has babies, Lucky (voice by Peewee Herman), Patch (voice by Knut), Rolly (voice by Sonic the Hedgehog), Penny (voice by Mo'Nique), Freckles (voice by Kenny McCormick), Pepper (voice by Bob Saget), Jewel (voice by Tourettes Guy), Dipstick (voice by Lara Croft), Fidget (voice by David Cross), Two-tone (voice by Jack Thompson), and Whizzer (voice by George W. Bush). They went to the KKK for the evil dweller to the Baduns, Jasper (voice by Garfield) and Horace (voice by Daffy Duck). Who will become the KKK? The dalmatians will! ...with viagra!!!! AND PORN!!!!!!
[edit] Lilo and Stitch
A cheap tale about a young Hawiann girl named Lilo who is forced into prostitution after her mother randomly goes off into nowhere and her sister becomes a fat hog who can't keep a job anywhere. Then, an escaped convict named Stitch, who is actually Michael Jackson in an alien suit, buys her for 10 cents. They fall in love. They lived happily every after until, sadly, two minutes later Stitch dumps her for a 4-year-old boy, so for revenge, Lilo sends an army of hippies out to kill Stitch. Since Disney is going broke they made 12 sequels, 10 of them only being available in adult video stores. They also made a series on Disney Channel that ran for 15 minutes on October 2, 2002 and had two viewers who were actually living at the time of viewing, making it Disney Channel's longest-running and most successful show ever.
[edit] Ray of Light
Ray of Light is considered to be the best Disney cartoon of all-time. It stars humanitarian Ray Lewis, who is the greatest role model of the 21st century. Ray has numerous adventures in the movie, but never kills anyone, nor does he snitch.
[edit] Peter Pan
- Main article: Peter Pan
Chronicles the early years of Michael Jackson, who sneaks into people's houses while away and entices their young children to come to his house (or Neverland as he calls it) claiming to be in search of his "shadow". In this adventure Michael strikes gold by entering a home containing 3 children, to whom he introduces his Tinkerbell, Captain Hook, and Indian Brave. Though successful in most countries, it was banned from Canada for stereo-typing Native Americans. This movie will put all kids to sleep or make them think they can fly.
[edit] South Panthers
If you thought South Panthers was a bad title, try looking at South Pacific or South Park. Anyway, it was the first musical porn by Walt Disney. It features Alex "Reily" Panther froma Brazilian zoo, and was raped every year by the slut named Sandy. Even Gahndi raped Alex. Including the evil lesbian rhino, Crazy Smitheroo. They die of AIDS and they suck at it. Really. The movie was banned in Brazil for stereotypes of Brazilians, and no one cares about this shit. 3 kids were born on the panther rally, and got caried with some ducks that fucks. Oklahoma was not as bad as this movie because of gay porn.
[edit] The Jungle Book
This particular film is Disney's first hardcore gay pornographic film. One day, the besexual orphan man cub named Mowgli of India has sex with the wolves (read: gay pornography). Then a pedophile panther named Bagheera makes Mowgli go to sleep on the tree and a god damn rock python named Kaa touches Mowgli's penis. The next morning, a bear named Baloo gets his ass kissed by Mowgli. A 55 year old tiger Shere Khan attacks Mowgli and eats him all up. This is the end of the movie.
[edit] Toy Story
Toy story is about a fucking maniac that drives through town and kills everyone and has hyper sex with his friends girlfriend.
[edit] The Fox and the Hound
An epic tale about the orphan fox named Todd who is adopted by the old woman. Todd then met the hound dog named Copper and they become friends. They grew up and experimented with homosexual tendencies together. The woman then gives Todd away to the forest. And then finally, Todd got shot by the hunter after nailing Bambi's mom.
[edit] Pocahontas
This is Disney's first pornographic movie with sex between Native Americans and English people. It's about a Native American girl who have sex with the other Native Americans. English people sails to America and they're set for the war. A day later, Pocahontas met the English soldier named John Smith and raped each other and had sex forever. This is a standard documentary used by Americans to learn about native Americans. It is widely accepted as an important educational film, and is shown in collegiate classes around the nation. It accurately portrays Native American life, and super powers (such as talking to trees).
[edit] The Hobbit
It's a banned Disney cartoon film due to propoganda with canadian stereotypes. Hence, this movie is racist. WHITE POWER, EVERYBODY! A Hobbit likes to be a gay emo with pickles. He can snich on the bitch named a dragon, and he gets AIDs to all the Ku Klux Klan. In the mortal, the tree explode and the Hobbit is racist as a blackface. I know that Hobbit is a motherfucker when it comes to racism. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck would go to the anti-Hobbit viewers! Note that it was availible on the porn stores for racist gay porn, IF you want it.
[edit] Newsies
This historical romance/musical/gay pornographic film is loosely based on the NYC Gay Rights' Movement of 1899. It caused much controversy over the fact that Kenny "Two-Face" Ortega portrayed newsboys as flaming homosexuals, when in actuality, they were poor street orphans just trying to get by. This lead to the case of Louis "Kid Blink" Ballat versus Disney (Kid Blink being the actual gay rights activist whereas in the movie he was the Lodging House whore.) This movie has become a cult hit among hormonal teen girls and NAMBLA members. The song from the musical number "Queen of New York" appeared on the compilation "Classic Disney Volume 7".
[edit] Hercules
This movie will make 300 look like crap.....wait.....anyway, it's about a myth of the sexy Greek hero named Hercules and his gay faun-like friend named Phil who explore around ancient Greece. Phil teaches Hercules the ways of the rapist so Hercules can actually connect with his father (Zeus) who is the greek god of rapists (seriously). They first rape the bitch Megara (played by Meg Griffin). Later, Hercules saves the greek gods from Hades (god of chastity). This is the first pornographic "Greek" cliché of all time.
[edit] Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
This is one of Walt "Adolf" Disney's first films. In this movie, Snow White is a pale, midget-fucking-prostitute that jumps into a gay orgie everynight with the seven homosexual children (Michael Jackson would've been soooooooo jealous of Snow White!!). She is the ideal woman; she stays at home, blows whoever whenever, cooks, cleans, and she stays out of sight while her seven sex-slaves go work for Osama bin Laden in the cave digging business. She holds a world record that has never been beaten for having the most STDs in a lifetime, including the rare Super AIDS. Just as life was about to return to normal for the whore, the Pimpin' Prince comes around looking for his prostitute. He then released hell-fire upon the seven midgets after learning about their sex life together. He ends up nuking the little cottage and the caves(somehow, bin Laden escapes to the U.S. and takes refuge in the White House). Snow White was then forced into but-slavery by the Pimpin' Prince and the birds and animals that visit her regularly are never to be seen again (some witness that they have seen a "punt gun" (find it on youtube.com) in the prince's castle and believe that all the animals are nothing but ameoba food).
[edit] Robin Hood
This movie is boring. It's about a tale of a anthropomorphic fox named Robin Hood who went to shoot the Merry Men in Nottingham. Robin's friend, a fat bear named Little John, kicks the Merry Men's butt 7 times. The bitch, Maid Marian, was raped by Robin for the sexual life. A evil lion, Prince John, is taking over Nottingham for the coins. Robin then got shot by the Merry Men 10 times. This is the end of the movie.
[edit] The Aristocats
This is the first Disney movie with the jazz. The cat, Duchess, who lived in France, has three kittens. Then met a alley cat named O'Malley, who invited her to his house of alley cats. The catnapper, Edgar McLovin, kidnaps the cats, so then the cats broke his legs off and eat him alive. The Cats participate in several orgies with the alley cats over the corpse of Edgar McLovin
[edit] Conflicts
One of the most popular controversies concerns The Lion King and Kimba The White Lion. Kimba is a piece of Japanese crap that had the honor of being ripped off by Disney. It is said that Walt Disney took a time machine to the future and decided to "outdo those damn Japs". He also took a time machine trip to Vietnam during the war to sleep with various Vietnamese hookers. His favorite went under the name of "Snow White"—his inspiration to make the film.
Disney has also been credited with being racist and sexist in previous films. There are apparently "stereotypes" that exist—but everyone knows that stereotypes are always correct. The most infamous case is Song of the South. It is a completely incorrect representation of African Americans—there was no watermelon, fried chicken, malt liquor or gunfire anywhere in the film.
There have also been supposed sexual innuendos in some films and hidden offensive art. For instance, if one plays 101 Dalmatians in reverse there is a rather graphic scene involving Cruella DeVille, the puppies, and a tub of Cool Whip. Unlock the power of your mind to envision that scene in your head. HINT: No spoons were used.
And speaking of sexual innuendo, The Jungle Book showed a graphic scene of touching erected tails 432 times according to the Guinness Book of Records. Once this scene was discovered by a group of concerned soccer moms, a boycott of Disney films was organized. No one paid attention, though, because no one gives a fuck what soccer moms think; Google "PMRC" for more info.
In the movie The Three Caballeros, Donald Duck said Spic more than once and was seen naked at least three minutes in the film.
[edit] Sequels
There were many sequels produced after Disney made the original films, but these were either lees successful or became internet meme on such sites as YouTube and Bluetube, as well as YouTube's counterpart, Youtube Shit. Ironically, many films will go on forever until Disney forgets one character from that film.
- Toy Story 2
- Toy Story 3 (a.k.a. "Toy Car Story")
- Toy Story 4
- Toy Story 5 (Now in 2D!)
- Toy Story 6: Woody Has a Woodie
- The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
- The Lion King 1 1/2
- The Lion King 3: Simba's Disaster
- The Lion King 4: Simba's Erection
- The Lion King 33 1/3: The Final Insult
- The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba Sits in the Meredith
- The Lion King 5 3/8
- The Lion King 9 3/4
- The Lion King 9/11
- The Lion King 5 3/8
- The Lion King 8 6/121: GET IN THE CAR
- The Lion King 9 34/35: The Circle Of Life Ends for Simba
- The Lion King 10 666/777: The Lion Queen
- The Cheetah Girls 2: When In Bed
- The Cheetah Girls 3: One World
- The Cheetah Girls 4: Cheetah Down in Da Bush
- The Cheetah Girls 5: Cloverfield
- The Cheetah Girls 6: Cheetahs Gone Wild
- Bambi 2
- Bambi 2002
- Bambi 3: Bambi vs. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Bambi 4: Bambi vs. Godzilla
- Bambi 5: BVAVP: Bambi Vs. Alien Vs. Predator
- Snow White 2: Snow White and the 8 Dwarfs
- Snow White 3: Snow White Meets Snow Yellow
- Snow White 4: The Real Snow White
- Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar
- Aladdin 3: Aladdin and the King of Thieves
- Aladdin 4: That Iraqi Bastard!
- Aladdin 5: The Reincarnation of Jafar
- Aladdin 6: Jafar May Need Glasses
- Aladdin 7: Al Atom Bomb
- Aladdin 8: Aladdin Suicide Bombs an Embassy.
- Aladdin: Hunt for Bin Laden
- Aladdin 2 1/2: Hunt for the Oil
- Aladdin Entertainment System
- Super Aladdin Entertainment System
- Aladdin 64
- Aladdin GameCube
- Aladdin Wii
- Aladdin 360
- Dumbo 2 (canceled)
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame vs USC
- Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi
- Hunchback Hangs 10: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 10!
- Hunchbacks of Notre Dame: HUR HUR FREAKS GET BACK IN DA HOSPITAL
- Mulan 2
- Mulan 3
- Mulan 4: Mulan in Space
- Mulan 5: Attack of the Prozoids
- Mulan 6: Mulan Rouge
- Mulan 7: Rise of the Death Star
- Mulan 8: The Prozoids Fight Back
- Mulan 9: Escape from Mars
- Mulan 10: Solar Showdown
- Mulan 11: The Neptune Space Dragon
- Mulan 12: The Death Star Strikes Back
- Mulan 13: The Wrath of Gangor
- Mulan 14: Rise of Shi Huangdi
- Mulan 15: Liu Bangs some bitches
- Mulan 16: Mulan vs. Cao Cao vs. Liu Bei vs. Sun Quan (also known as Dynasty Warriors)
- Mulan 17: Pwned by Korea
- Mulan 18: Pwned by Japan
- Mulan Special: Teams up with Korea and Pwns Japan
- Mulan 19: Return of the (Mongolian) King
- Mulan 20: Me love you long time
- Mulan 21: The Gay Eunuchs plays Marco Polo
- Mulan 22: the Manchus strike back
- Mulan 23: Mulan joins the Red Guards.
- Mulan 24: Mulan love you long time.
- Mulan 25: Mulan gives Happy Ending.
- Mulan 26: This is not the Last One.
- Mulan 27: MORE SEQUELS FOR CHINESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
- Mulan XXX
- Muran: When the Japs walks in...
- Myuran: Directed by the Beloved Kim Il Sung
- Mộclan: Viet Nam pwns the United States
- Mulan the Taiwanese version, not China
- Mulan Unrated: Asian Chicks
- Sleeping Beauty 2: The Last Kiss
- Sleeping Beauty 3: Little Sleepy Meets Aladdin
- Sleeping Beauty 4: New Friends
- Sleeping Beauty 4 1/2: XXX edition (free footage of Sleeping Beauty, Jasmine and Little Mermaid Three way)
- Sleeping Beauty 5: Fuck That Sexy Sleeping Bitch
- Sleeping Beauty Behind the Scenes: How to Sedate & date
- Sleeping Beauty 6: This Time it's Personal
- Sleeping Beauty 7: What's GHB?
- Sleeping Beauty 8: Damn. he slipped me GHB again!
- SBX
- SB2
- SB3
- SBP
- Beauty and the Beast 2: The Enchanted Christmas
- Beauty and the Beast 3: Belle's Magical World
- Beauty and the Beast 4: Belle's Tales of Friendship
- Beauty and the Beast 5: Be Our Guest in Las Vegas
- Beauty and the Beast 6: Hawaiian Adventure
- Beauty and the Beast 7: Beauty and the Teapot Hook Up"
- Beauty and the Beast 8: Beast is in Trouble with the law
- Beauty and the Beast 9: Beast is arrested for Child Porn
- Beauty and the Breast
- Ugly Shit and the Beast: Which ones which?
- Ugly Shit and the Beast 2: Their so ugly, I think I threw up a little!
- Busty and the Beast: Busty Chicks and Beastiality all in one!
- 101 Dalmatians 2
- 101 Dalmatians times 3, which equals 303
- 101.3 Dalmatians: 101 Blogmatians
- 101 Fellations
- 301 SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMANTIANS!
- 101 Times a night (starring Sting)
- Stitch: The Movie
- Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
- Lilo and Stitch 3: Stitch has a Bitch
- Lilo and Stitch 4: Stitch has a Switch (in his sexuality)
- Lilo and Stitch 5: Stitch Gets Hitched
- Lilo and Stitch 6: Stitch Dies in a Ditch
- Lilo and Stitch 7: Stitch Guest-Stars on "Bewitched"
- Lilo and Stitch 8: Stitch is a Friggin' Witch
- Lilo and Stitch 9: Stitch Fucks Mitch (Who is Rich)
- Lilo and Stitch 10: Stitch has an Itch (on His Penis)
- Lilo and Stitch 11: Stitch Is a Snitch (Gunna get killed by the inmates)
- Lilo and Stitch 12: Stitch Hates Jews
- Lilo and Stitch 13: Birth of a hybrid
- Lilo and Stitch 14 (THE FINAL ONE!): Stitch eats the Dick
- Leroy & Stitch
- Saddam and Stitch
- Bin Laden and Stitch
- Dubya and Stitch
- Hillary and Stitch
- Obama and Stitch
- Stalin and Stitch
- Adolf and Stitch
- Michael Jackson and Stitch
- MaS 2: Samuel L. Jackson and Stitch
- Your Mom and Stitch
- Mao and Stitch
- Clinton and Stitch
- A Pedophile's Life
- The Jungle Book 2
- Jungle Book 3.0 Jungle Blog
- The Fox and the Hound 2
- The Fox and the Hound 3: Enemies like Computers! THANKS, BILL GATES
- Steamboat Willy 2: This Time in Technicolor
- The Great Mouse Detective 2: Air Dog Mousie
- Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World
- Pocahontas 3: Extremely Native Lady
- Pocahontas 4: Meet the Jews (ALTERNATE TITLE: Pocahontas 4: Meet Borat, Kyle Broflovski & the Other Jews)
- Pocahontas 5: That Really Looks Like a Simpsons Movie To Me
- PocYOURMOMtas
- Pocahotass
- Pocahontas 666
- Pocahontas 2600
- Pocahontas 5200
- Pocahontas 7800
- Pocahontas Jaguar
- Carnival Rats II: Scarley's England Tale
- Carnival Rats III: Carnival Rats II
- Carnival Rats IV: Carnival Rats XL
- Carnival Rapes
- Carnival Rats V: I Swear, This is Better than American Dad!
- Carnival Rats CDi
- Pinocchio 2: Pinocchio Goes Extreme (guest-starring Tony Hawk)
- Pinocchio 3: Pinocchio Gets Killed By Getting Chopped
- Pinocchio 4: Puppet Wrestling
- Pinocchio 5: Starring The Blue Fairy
- Pinocchio 6: Pinocchio thinks his nose is his dick
- Pinocchio Master System
- Pinocchio Genesis (AKA: Pinocchio Mega Drive)
- Pinocchio Saturn
- Pinocchio Dreamcast
- Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True
- Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time (originally titled "Tremaine Back in Time")
- Cinderella 4: Cinderella's Got My Credit Card
- Cinderella 5: The Evil Stepmother's Reincarnation
- Cinderella 3.1
- Cinderella NT
- Cinderella 95
- Cinderella 98
- Cinderella 2000
- Cinderella ME
- Cinderella XP
- Cinderella 2003
- Cinderella Vista
- Cinderella: Blue Screen of Death
- The Sword in the Stone 2: Duel of the Fates
- The Sword in the Stone 3: NOW, There's TV!
- The Sword in the Stone-box
- The Sword in the Stone-box 360
- The Sword in the Stone: Red Ring of Death
- The Sword in the Stoner
- Monster Trucks, Inc.
- Higglytown Heroes: The Movie - Life in Ice Ketchup
- Higglytown Heroes 2: Higglytown High
- Higglytown Heroes 3: The Hindenburg
- Higglytown Drunkards: Life in the Ghetto
- Fantasia 2000
- Fantasia 1984
- The Fourth Fantasia That's More Epic Than Family Guy Was!
- Journey to the Disney Vault (Which Is Empty)
- Chicken Little 2: The Search For a Good Script
- Chicken('s) Little (cock)
- Feces Fighter 2: Dreams Come True
- Roadkill (Cars in Europe)
- Cars 2: Pimp My Ride
- Cars 3: Cars in the Ghetto
- Ratatoullie 2: Ratatoing
- Rataboobie
- Ratatouille 2: Damn Frenchies Can't Win a War
- Oliver and Company 2: Kill the New Don
- Oliver and Company 3: The Dogers Kill His Dogs & The Cat!
- Finding Nemo 2: Eating Nemo
- Finding Nemo 3: OH DAMN NEMO WHERE YOU AT!!!
- Finding Nemo 4: Whatever Happened to Spongebob??!
- Finding Nemo 5: Nemo turns Emo
- Finding Nemo 6: Nemo slits his fins
- Finding Nemo 7: The Unrated Directors Cut
- Finding Nemo 8: Fish Orgys arn't cool
- Grinding Nemo: Nemo's Journery Through the Sidney Water Treatment
- The Aristocats 2: Where's Edgar?
- The Aristocats 3: Battle of the Wits
- Newsies Lodging House Orgy
- South Panthers 2: Panthers in Vegas
- South Panthers 3: The Panthers' Def Comedy Jam
- South Panthers 4: Masturbation Panthers
- South Park Vs. South Panthers
- The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea
- The Little Mermaid 3: Return to the Return to the Sea
- The Little Mermaid 4: Ariel's Daughter Poisoning
- The Little Mermaid 5: The Beginning of Ariel
- The Little Mermaid 6: The Global Warming Explosion
- The Little Mermaid 7: Rise of the Apocalypse
- The Little Mermaid 8: Ariel's Hot (In Europe)
- The Little Mermaid 9: Mermaids Gone Wild
- The Big Mermaid: Ariel Starts Eating At McDonalds
- Meet the Robinsons 2: The Future's Quest for Steve Jobs
- Hercules 2: The Trojan War
- Hercules 300: This is SPARTA!
- Hercules 4: Hercules Meets Kuzco & Kronk of "The Emperor's New Transplants"
- Hercules 5: Hercules Goes Extreme (Starring Tony Hawk)
- Hercules 6: Smashy Crashy Die Die Die
- Hirculs 7: lulz spelt hercules wrong
- Hercules 8: This Looks Like Family Guy or American Dad to Me!
- Herc-box
- Herc-box 360
- Herc-box 360 2: Hercules & The Red Rings of Death
- Peter Pan 2: Return to the Peoples Republic of China
- Peter Pan 3: Neverland Ranch
- Peter Pan 4: Return to Satan
- Peter Pan 5: GIMME TINKERBELL'S BOOBIES, DAMMIT! (DO WANT)
- Peter Pan 6: The Land of Sometimes Land
- Peter Pan 7: The Real Peter Pan
- That Disney Movie: Pedophilia, Drug Use, and Racism in 50's Disney Movies (a Ken Burns documentary)
- The Rescuers Down Under
- The Rescuers 3: Rescue in Africa
- The Rescuers 4: Escape from China
- The Rescuers 5: The Rescue Team Travels to Italy
- The Rescuers 6: Die, Mice, Die!
- The Rescuers 7: BLOOD DIAMOND
- Alice in Wonderland 2: Alice's Revenge
- Robin Hood 2: Prince John's Reincarnation
- Robin Hood 3: Robbing Hood
- Robin Hood 4: Robin From the Hood
- Home On the Range 2: Home On Your ASS!
- Home On the Range 3: We Just Aren't Trying Anymore
- Shrek meets Monsters Inc.
- Monsters Inc 2: monsters in ur bed!!!!1 lululul
- Bolt 2: Some Movie
- Bolt 3: The Dog Goes Naked! XXX!
- Steamyboat's Willy, the porno
- Tarzan II
- Tarzan III: This Time, It's Not Tarzan II! NOT IN 3D!
- Tarzan IV: UNRATED, UNCUT & UNCESORED!
- Tarzan & Jane: One Night in Pari.. Amazon....
- Tarzan's "accidental" circumcision. (So there was this large sharp rock and Jane thought to herself "hhmmm better in bed...")
- Tarzan V: Tarzan's WOW addiction.
- Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure
- Lady and the Tramp 3: The Last Spaghetti Kiss
- Lady and the Tramp 4: Naggy Lady and the tramp
- A Bug's Life 2: A Bug's Death
- A Bug's Life 3: Kill the New Insect
- DONK-E (ASS-WIPE in Europe)
- The Black Cauldron 2: Surf's Up
- The Black Cauldron 3: FIND EILONWY'S BOOBS!
- Atlantis 2: Milo's Return
- Atlantis 3: AAAAAAAtlantis!
- The Three Caballeros Strike Back (Released only in Mexico and SW America)
- Return of The Three Caballeros (Released only in Canada)
[edit] Songs and Incidental Music
Most of the music in Disney films is composed by Mozart and Kurt Cobain, so it is totally awesome.
Some songs have been cut from films, such as: "The Tramp Ain't Neutered" (Lady and the Tramp), "Aladdin Has a Whole New STD" (Aladdin), "Beauty and Bestiality" (Beauty and the Beast), "Good Thing White ain't Black" (Snow White), "I Aborted the Last 100" (101 Dalmatians), and "Rafiki's rap about rape" (The Lion King).
[edit] Trivia
- Pink Floyd will star in High School Musical 3. They will play a clique of artsy teens whose songs are all about how lame high school musicals are while the cast of the lame school musical will get high. CGI graphics will be used to seamlessly integrate them with real teenagers.
- Disney is responsible for a horrible attempt at a cyborg recreation of another cyborg gone wrong. It was named Inspector Gadget, but at the same time, it is not the real Inspector Gadget. You are not advised to walk up to a girl and Inspector Gadget. (This is meant to be read out loud.)
- Walt Disney is afraid of Goths.
- The original idea for High School Musical involved Nathan Fillion as the teacher who kept the students in line. This idea was scrapped when Disney realized their DCOM would last two minutes and the one song entitled "My Name is Zac Efron and I'm Gettin' My Ass Kicked By Nathan Fillion" was thirty seconds long and incomplete.
- The idea of millions of sketch marks everywhere for the first few seasons of the boring-to-death, piece of shite cartoon Recess was used so they can make the show even more humorless.
- That's so Raven was actually Disney's attempt to affront God with the worst plot ever.
- Walt Disney was the first furry to openly admit to his preference.
[edit] Upcoming films
- High School Musical #435
- Hotel David
- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank starring Vanessa Anne Hudgens
- The Incredibly Strange and Awkward Title That Stopped Being Short and Became so Goddamn F@#$ing Long!?!
- Farts: The Class Clownus Horror
- Pies: The Feet of Squashing
- Wild World of Corbin Bleu
- The American Dad Movie from Disney
- The Peuma Man
- Hobgoblins Disney Style Redux
- Meg Griffin gets Marijuana from Disney
- Monster a-Go-Home
- Mickey Mouse Fights The Jews
- Mickey Mouse Fights the Gypsies
- Mickey Mouse Fights the Poles
- Higglytown Heroes: The Movie
- Mooninites on Disney
- Mickey Mouse v.s. Hannah Montana
- Disney Meets Dr. Cockso, the Clown that Took Cocaine!
- Disney Channel Goes Hollywood!
- The Simpsons Go To Saudi Arabia
- Mickey Mouse Meets Stewie Griffin
- American Dad Goes Disney-ish!
- South Park: The Disney Movie that Really Sucks!
- American Idol v.s. Iraq
- Any cursed videos made by Sadako Yamamura/Samara Morgan that kill you within seven days.
- The Movie That Fell Through A Wormhole From Another Dimension (not the Bugs Bunny variant)
- Disney's The Matrix
- A Family Guy Disney Movie
- Mickey Mouse has Dr. Robotnik's Penis!
- Hotel Mario
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Zelda: Wand of Gamelon and Link: Faces of Evil
- Assorted Youtube Poop videos on television
- Obey (item) Destroy (item)
- 52156520251487899202 Dalmatians (DAMN STOP FUCKING DOGS!)
- Donald Duck:Full Frontal (Unfortunately...Donald Duck wears pants as well as his shirt. The only time that he's naked is on the cover of the DVD.)
- WORLD DOMINATION: Featuring Hannah Monatana and The Jonas Brothers!
- Camp Grunge
- Three Girls Two Cups One Billon Views
- Mary Jane: Making Friends
[edit] Amanita Mushrooms in Disney films
Drugs and other vices appear in every movie ever made by Disney, but like all children's literature, the imagination and delusions that children experience in Disney cartoons is rooted in their dosing on this mushroom, which appears in many of the movies, most notably in Alice in Wonderland, Snow White, Bambi, and Fantasia. (In Fantasia, the mushrooms even dance around.) The typical visage of the white stalk, collar, and red cap with white spots indicates Amanita muscaria, which for millennia has been used by the Norse people for hallucinatory effects. The mushroom is dried, and the cap cut into bits and eaten. In Alice in Wonderland, there is a good possibility that the mushrooms seen when the caterpillar smokes hashish are psilocybin.