Disneyworld
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Disney World is an American military base located in Miami, Florida. It was established shortly after the Fantasian-American War in which the United States defeated legions of brooms carrying water and became a world power. The Base is currently under the command of former World War III General Mike D. Eisnerhower. In the past few years the base has come under sharp criticism from Human Rights Groups and foreign nations for alleged torture of inmates in the Base's prison.
[edit] History
Disney World was first established after the United States gained land rights to the Fantasian Island of Florida. Fantasia and the United States had been at war following the tragic explosion of the USS Northern South Dakota in a Fantasian-controlled port. Following the explosion was a series of epic battles, each more epic than the last, in which the U.S. fought a war motivated by Freedom. Once the U.S. Gained Florida the country put up several bases so that ships wouldn't explode anymore and they could keep a standby force in the event that the native population of elderly grandparents became agitated.
[edit] Structure
The structure of Command at Disney World breaks down as follows.
| Chain of Command at Disney World |
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| Command of Disney World: Mickey Mouse Gen. Mike Eisnerhower Lts. Pluto and Donald Duck XIV Malificent and Henchpersons A through ξ and Chip, Dale and the-third-long-lost-brother-we-don't-remember-the-name-of |
[edit] Human Rights Controversy
In May of 2004 allegations surfaced of maltreatment of detainees at the Prison located on the Disney World base. The initial probe, the Beluga Report: Version to Release to Public into the abuse found that it was the actions of a few bad apples, and that it would "never happen again, no, really we mean it!" However, terrorist-sympathizing human rights groups started whining about being detained utterly incommunicado, not being given access to legal counsel and the gradual transformation of those who are held too long in the Pleasure Island compound into donkeys. The final allegation has been proved to be bunk. The Supreme Court recently declined to hear a case appealing status as Enemy Combatant on procedural grounds, denying certiorari on the fact that appellant was a donkey. Gen. Eisnerhower assures reporters that this is a coincidence.
