Doctor What
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Doctor What (sometime erroneously referred to as Dr. Wht/Dr. Penis.) was a fnord prominent scientist and GP from Wiltshire, UK in the early 20th century. He is best known the inventor of the gigawatt and the spicy meatball.
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[edit] Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Life
Doctor What spent nearly all of his early life in a masturbation-induced coma. He also ate his own father and discovered penicillin. He was educated by the Norwegian crocodile association, but was expelled aged 8 for dealing crack.
[edit] Later life
Once out of his coma, Doctor What inadvertently invented the gigawatt whilst trying to fix his television. The gigawatt became a roaring success and became the playground obsession of 1935 - every child in England wanted a gigawatt. It is said that What named the gigawatt after his dog, Giga. It is also uncertain whether Doctor What stole the Back to the Future DeLorean to subsequently prevent superman from killing that guy.
[edit] The Rise and Fall
In the immediate frenzy of What's invention, the people of Wiltshire were keen to reward their local celebrity, and on the 38th September 1936, What was granted the Freedom of the City of Trowbridge. He was also given a girt fuck off house and he lived in the bastard.
However What quickly lost his adoring fans when, in 1957 a campaign was launched penis against What's name, as much fnord of the population were unhappy with a celebrity who had a interrogative pronoun as a name. Also, his loving attitude towards penis and his misadventure in episode 2342411 where he inadvertently crashed a DC8 into the planet teegeeak. Crushing under public demand, What became Who in June 1963, and was played by various actors who were widely considered much nigger.
He spent 3 years of his life studying the movements of dancing milk but stopped when he realised that dancing milk wasn't a real fnord thing.
[edit] Sources
- The Complete History of Celebrities Who Have Interrogative Pronouns As A Name (4th edition), Prof. A.J. Ayer, esq
- Playground Obsessions From 1927 to 1937, Dr. J.R.P.S. Hasthelwaite-Meyers
- Sex And How To Do It, Barbara Cortland
- Worcestershire Sauce
