Dog Goo
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“It taste real good with toast”
~ Ratchel Ray on White dog shit
Dog Goo is the residue left behind after applying a massive centrifugal force on a dog. No commercially-viable use has been found for this substance yet, but the food industry is very excited at the cake potential.
One variant of Dog Goo is British Dog Goo, which has a particularly brown smell. The food industry is less excited about this, but it is hoped that the public pie sector will take up the challenge.
Dog Goo is a byproduct of the cat termination process. Sometimes dogs, excited at the prospect of catching a cat, end in the "spinner". This produced low-grade Dog Goo, as there is usually the presence of a cat fouling up the quality. However, it was soon discovered that good quality Dog Goo was easily obtained by spraying cat urine into the "spinner", without the need for the introduction of a real, whole cat.
It is hoped that one day soon, 100% pure Dog Goo will be obtained without even the need to spray essence of cat into the "spinner". The cake industry awaits this day with massively clenched buttocks.
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