Dog shit

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Is this a pile of shit?

Dogs are, as we all know, rather stupid animals. Their entire life revolves around eating, sleeping, trying to hump your son, killing small chidren and humping legs.

Some dogs however do devote their entire lives to dropping their organic disposal in the most inconvenient place imaginable. Mostly in popular walkways and other places where you can't avoid stepping in it, like a dark alley or right outside your frontdoor.

[edit] Saftey procedures when removing canine dropping

Also known as fool's gold, dog shit is known to spontaneously combust and cause third degree burns. If ingested, its antidote is kitty litter. It is known to cause hallucinations and convulsions among the elderly. Many teens have been known to abuse dog shit as a psychotropic drug. (Hence the expression "this is some crazy shit") The dropping of canis familiaris is extremely radioactive and should not be exposed to any genitalia (although Keith Richards was known to have masturbated with it regularly for several decades.) It is also highly corrosive an should not be allowed to come in direct contact with your skin and may also explode if it comes in contact with certain kinds of wood, plastic, or kittens. Use only steel tools when removing.