Domo-kun

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Domo-Kun is a Grue(Grue's are little turd things that growl), who is the ruler of his home country, Japan, as well as the rest of the world. He kills kittens every time YOU goto Michael Jackson's house, please think of Cliche Kitten. There were debates as to whether or not Domo-Kun could kill God, but the truth is Domo-Kun IS God. Some have said that Domo-Kun is another evil plan of Oprah Winfrey's, but this was debunked in his autobiography; "RAAAAAR RA RAR".

1 Biography
2 The Emergence of a Hero
3 The aftermath
4 The Afteraftermath
5 Domo-Kun's Profound Statement
6 Favorite foods
7 See also

[edit] Biography

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Domo-Kun was born as the result of a one-night stand between Zeus and Cthulhu. When the creature was born, his parents threw him down to Earth, where he was adopted by Oprah Winfrey and Jerry Falwell. One day while playing baseball with his best friend Little Mac, an errant throw by the pink-hoodied boxer broke the window of the house that belonged to The Powerpuff Girls. Knowing that his friend would not be allowed to compete in the super-ultra boxing mega championship against the not-yet-batshit-insane Mike Tyson if he was grounded, Domo-Kun bravely took the blame. Little did he know his life was about to change forever.

[edit] The Emergence of a Hero

While sweeping up the glass from the window his friend broke, Domo-Kun overheard the Powerpuff Girls going over a plot that would kill Little Mac. The girls were sick of Little Mac's epic run for the title taking attention away from them, and they had been formulating revenge ever since Little Mac beat Soda Popinski. Frantically, Domo-Kun rode on his bicycle to warn his friend, and reached him just as the girls were getting into position Drop a Fucking Elephant on Him. Unfortunately, Little Mac was got off-guard, and failed to dodge Domo-Kun, and the crash instantly decapitated him. Domo-Kun's grief was only increased when Mac's trainer Doc refused to listen to his explanation of what the fuck he had just done. A sobbing Domo-Kun was sent to his room. However, he finally snapped when the PPG flew by on the way to some open manholes, calling him a freak and a reject. In a rage, Domo-Kun went after them, bringing a stick he found on his way to the street. To the amazement of the PPG, he managed to fight off Professor Utonium's lightning strikes long enough to thwack the girls with his stick a dozen or so times, which shockingly caused considerable damage to the slutty trio, who took to the skies. Domo-Kun, channeling his inner power, flapped his arms with enough force to cause an air resistance that allowed him to transcend gravity. In other words, he fucking flew. Domo-Kun then shot a spew of fucking fireballs at his opponents, causing them to temporarily retreat, and put things in the hands of their minions. Fighting through a Robo-Dragon and a Penguin Armada, Domo-Kun intercepted the retreating whores, and shot them down with blasts of rage. Unfortunately, a last-second shot by one of the girls grazed Domo-Kun's arm, causing him to tumble along with the bitchy threesome. The four landed on a car, which Domo-Kun quickly destroyed in an instance of blind fury. In the chaos, the PPG flew away to their master, DeathAdder. Hitching a ride on a giant bird that just happened to be in the area, Domo-Kun fought his way through yet more enemies, including two giant Red Knights, who were revealed to be homosexual lovers in their final moments of life. He traveled into DeathAdder's throne room, and upon dispatching of the PPG yet again, Domo-Kun finally faced off against the unholy ball-scratcher himself. He was victorious, despite minor setbacks such as being doused with the flames of Hell. Little Mac had been avenged.

[edit] The aftermath

Unable to deal with what their son had become, Oprah and Jerry Falwell killed themselves, much to the delight of millions. He began training with Goku, and went on to become the most powerful creature on Earth.

Domo-Kun demonstrating the Kamehameha wave to local passerby.

[edit] The Afteraftermath

When he returned to his hometown, Domo-Kun realized he could no longer live a normal life. He dedicated himself to making the world a better place for the grues, which had become disorganized due to the lack of a leader. He traveled across the world, and tracked down the remaining grues until they were thousands in number. But the grues needed a home, a place to build their own civilization. Thus did Domo-Kun channel his power to reactivate Vesuvius, and launching the molten lava into the middle of the Pacific Ocean where it cooled instantly, forming an island thousands of miles in diameter . Domo-Kun then teleported to the island where he spent seven hours creating a paradise of mile high buildings, majestic forests, and free cable using nothing but the pure energy coursing through his body. In this land the grues lived in peace for many years. But then the outside world grew jealous, and declared war on the grues. Big mistake. With no effort at all, Domo-Kun quickly decimated the human soldiers. Knowing that they were doomed, the humans decided that if they were going down, the grues were going down with them. The used duct tape to combine every single nuclear weapon, creating a missile of death weighing 4 trillion tons, with the explosive power of a thousand supernovas. Domo-Kun flew into space to meet the missile, and with a cry of "RRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!", he unleashed a Gallickamaehabeamcannaiokendestructobomb, a technique that took over nine thousand episodes for Goku to charge up. The blast detonated the missle, and with the last of his infinite power, Domo-Kun opened his mouth and swallowed the explosion. His organs exploded, yet his impenetrable skin and titanium bones contained the blast. He plummeted to Earth, but during atmospheric re-entry, a miracle occurred. Domo-Kun, while burning up, farted. The nuclear explosion, combined with his superhuman gas, recreated Domo-Kun's innards, and he regained consciousness in time to make a three point landing. When his fellow grues finished applauding, cheering, and orally servicing our hero, Domo-Kun spoke a single profound statement.