The 'hood

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The location of the World Headquarters and "Main Pimp House" of the Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization. All ganstas present in said headquarters are said to be both "in the House" and "in the 'hood".

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Da 'hood is usually a place referred to by crack loving English folk. The word seems to come from a time when parents forced their children to wear hoodies so the police (or po' po' in English gangsta talk) would not see their faces. When people would travel away from their home they would point down the street and say they lived by those people with da 'hoods. There was no other word needed since most people who referred to the 'hood didn't have cars, and thus couldn't travel far.

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1 Homies in da 'hood
2 Gangs
3 Media
4 Related Articles
5 External Links

[edit] Homies in da 'hood

People who live in da 'hood are called homies, because these people often didn't sleep in their own homes, instead simply breaking into the nearest house when they were tired. All people who live in da 'hood are homies, unless, of course, they are bitch-ass niggas or "dead". This is the term given to someone in da 'hood that you don't like.

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the 'hood.

Homies in da 'hood are easily recognizable by their rims, glocks and bulletproofs. Anyone in da 'hood who doesn't have these, ain't a real homie and will be shot on sight.

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"I'm so Hood!" -a quote commonly heard by white folk who are in fact, not hood

[edit] Gangs

Gangs are just groups of homies that are chillin'. They often create obscure, confusing hand signals to identify themselves. These are called gang signs. Giving the wrong gang sign to a gang will result in you being curb stomped.

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the 'hood.

Gangs are an important part of black history. Back in the slavery days, gangs used to beat up the white slave master bitches and rape their wives. Because of gangs, America is a free country.

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the 'hood.

[edit] Media

The media has also become a very powerful tool in creating a misperception that all homies, now turned rap stars, are still living in what can only be explained as below-rich or sub-rich lifestyles. This is untrue, they gather their flock in expensive cars and travel to downtown LA to get in touch with their childhood. As pointed out above, through the media such as music videos that refelct their actual gang-like lifestyle.

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the 'hood.

Rap artists such as 50cent and his protege Dollar, to name but a few, have used their music videos to showcase to the world how life in da 'hood has had an impact on their lives, past and present. Living in constant fear of death and and and... well you know the rest.

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the 'hood.

Roaming down the streets with a Mercedes Benz or a Bentley while holding unto their bling-bling and gold teeth has proven to the world that as a rapper you really do struggle to make a living. Their houses in Malibu are the physical manifestations of the "bastard-child" treatment and publicity they have received. In other words they express their gangsta lifestyle through showcasing their huge houses and expensive lifestyles; this comes down to the child-like act of sticking out your tongue and waving money, lots of it. Rumour has it that the Rednex, after tumbling down from being 10th to 1st on the CIA's 10 Most Wanted List, the Rednex have also decided to re-tell their origin story via the media. This includes showing the hard-life in hard-core gangland Beverily Hills and then moving down south to in-breed country.

I AM A REAL GANGSTA YES