Doppleganger
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A doppleganger is the complete opposite of a normal person. They look like somebody, except that they have a goatee, and their personality is the exact opposite. So they are smart, kind people, usually. And they don't read nonsense like this article.
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[edit] Famous Doppleganger History
[edit] Abe Lincon'
Abe Lincon' did, in fact, see his doppleganger before his death. It happened when he sat down on his couch, and looked up in the mirror, only to see himself, standing in front of a paler version of himself, humping the other one. He then left his living room, and forgot about it later. After seeing this, Abe had started to have many odd gay experiences. He tried to show this to his wife, who thought he was crazy. Abe almost ended up in the MIGP (the Mental Institution for Gay People) but this never happened. Besides, it was quite often that those types of mirrors showed reflections of people sitting standing up, with another, paler, gayer version humping them.
[edit] Mario
Mario had also met his doppleganger sometime after '64. Mario's doppleganger was dubbed 'Shadow Mario' and went to kill Mario. He had many bombs with him, each one already set to explode as he bravely head off towards Mario. Mario, being the opposite, peed his pants and ran. This created a long chain of races which eventually became known as the worst Mario game ever. The game itself was an evil doppleganger, as can be seen in it's title, 'Sunshine', while the game has nothing to do with the sun, shine, shinesun, or sunshine. Shadow Mario had his own doppleganger, Cosmic Mario. Cosmic Mario was a total gerk, and an idiot, and only ever raced Mario. When Mario showed any gayness towards Cosmic Mario (touching him), he would explode with Star Bits. This suggests that Cosmic Mario may have had a job at McDonalds, as Star Bits have been known to cause hallucinations about moving blue stars, just the same way as McDonalds double cheeseburger.
[edit] The '60s
While dopplegangers were usually considered evil, they became a huge fad in the '60s. Toys 'R' Us took advantage of this and started to sell them. This created a race of nice, kind people, which came to be known as 'hippies'. While most of the hippies and dopplegangers from that time are gone, but you can still find hippies around today. You should take extreme caution around one, as doppleganger do cause gayness. If you ever are to see a hippie, kill it on sight. It is not human.
Toys 'R' Us still sometimes sells dopplegangers, but in the form of babies, called 'Baby So Real'.
[edit] Harpo/Oprah
Harpo Inc. is well known for their television show, Oprah. Dopplegangers are the only known figures to use backwards names, proving once and for all that Oprah is an evil doppleganger. Oprah currently has a one million dollar reward on her head. One should take great caution around Oprah, and be sure to shoot on sight. Be warned; Rosio' Donald is a known accomplis.
