Dr. Nefarious
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| Dr. Nefarious | |
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| Classification | Robot |
| Position | Idiotic Superhomovillain |
| Weapon | Gay device that turns people into robots (Fagball) |
| Loyalty | Himself The Irken Empire Axis of Evil-Doers |
| In it for | Galactic Dommination and Awesome Pants |
 | Irken Approved This page has officially been approved by Emperor Zim. Now shut up your noise tube and read the article, filthy human pig-monster! |
“H-E T-U-R-N-E-D M-E I-N-T-O A F-A-G-G-O-T-!”
~ A Tyranoid on Dr. Nefarious
“YOUR MOM !”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dr. Nefarious
“Fuck Him”
~ Supreme Executive Chairman Drek on Dr. Nefarious
Dr. Nefarious is an evil robot fashion designer who attempted but failed to enslave San Francisco by turning its citizens into Robots with a Death Star-like device which he called a "Healthy Crap." His attempt at queer domination failed though when a Pikachu by the name of Pikachu from the planet China and a robot/backpack named Ash from parts unknown thwarted his evil plan and caused Dr. Nefarious to throw a bitch fit. A few years after his defeat, Dr. Nefarious was sued for using a copywritten evil plan which was at first used by Barney the homosexual purple dinosaur who was paid by Michael Jackson to "turn kids into robots" and lure them to the Neverland Ranch. Nefarious's lawyer/butler Lawrence denied this though and was quoted as saying "My client has the brain meats of a 5 year old." Dr. Nefarious then began to yell but his brain overloaded and he began to broadcast an episode of the hit soap opera of the year 24689725189: Desperate Housewives. Bender the robot from the hit reality show Futurama who was at Dr. Nefarious's trial said that he liked the way Nefarious referred to organic life forms as "Mentally Retarded." After Dr. Nefarious threatened to "annihilate everyone in the Galactic Senate if Barney the purple dinosaur did not drop the lawsuit, Barney had no choice but to drop the lawsuit, but in an ironic twist, Nefarious killed that purple freak anyway. He is known to randomly scream LAWWWRENCE!
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[edit] Personal History
Dr. Nefarious's rather insane disposition began (before he became a robot) back in Oprah's 9th grade biology class. Here, the rather dim witted superhero Steve Ballmer tormented him by posing as a school bully (Ballmer was 26 at the time). A long time after this, Steve Ballmer confronted the gender confused villain at his secret lair on planet Pluto. When Ballmer tried to fucking kill Nefarious "for old time's sake," he knocked Nefarious into a machine of sorts and that machine somehow turned Dr. Nefarious into the homosexual robot he is now. He was fine with this, since robots are fucking awesome. However, upon reading an article about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is a wiki devoted to making fun of people on LiveJournal and DeviantART, Nefarious went mad. When the lonely, life-lacking Dramatica writers found Nefarious's LJ, they made an article about him. It had slanderous material such as a photoshopped picture of Nefarious's head on the body of that guy from 300, saying "This is LAAAAAAWRENCE!", or "Lawrence, mah boi!" This was the last straw for Nefarious. First, god made him gay, then Steve Ballmer Fucking Killed Him, which resulted in him becoming a robot, and now some little Btard was mocking him? His only remaining option was to wipe out all life in the galaxy, and take up fashion designing. He was gay, so there was no choice in the matter.
[edit] Media Connections
Being a Fairy, Dr. Nefarious had many connections in the media (both Oprah and otherwise). These connections worked to his advantage because it allowed Dr. Nefarious to use the media to convince queers all over the galaxy to join him in killing all the people who aren't gay (organic life forms). Nefarious made many appearances on various radio and talk shows to discuss his evil plans and coax fags into join his cause. He talked about "destroying the heteros", and gave several valid (to him) reasons why straight life forms must be destroyed. The three shows that Dr. Nefarious appeared on most frequently however were Oprah, The View, and The O'Reilly Factor because Bill O'Reilly was also an evil villain who opted for world (if not galactic) domination. Oprah let him on the show because "I'M OPRAAAAAH!". In his most recent TV appearance, Dr. Nefarious appeared on CNN to give more valid reasons to kill all not-gay lifeforms.
[edit] Deadly war strategist
Dr. Nefarious isn't just a tyranical faggot bent on galactic dommination that nobody (except maybe his butler) would take seriously. That's Tom Cruise. He is also a brilliant war strategist who has at his disposal a massive homo army that he uses to crush his enemies and the squishies (any type of heterosexual life form). He purchased this army from a relative of the now deceased former viceroy of the Soviet Union, Lindsay Lohan.
[edit] Dr. Nefarious's speech to the gay citizens of San Francisco
"Homosexual Citizens of San Francisco, the hour of your liberation is at hand! For to long have we fags suffered under the bigotry, the stupidity, the flapdoodling and foul stench of hetero life forms! Soon! All queens will bask in the liberty, and equality, of my fabulous, iron-fisted rule, babe! As for you filthy not gay life forms, you can look forward to being subjected to Y!Gallery until your penis spontaneously combusts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thats all for now..."
[edit] Generals
Aside from his butler Lawrence, Dr. Nefarious has others who do his dirty work, such as building his hidious superweapons, conquering a planet, or fetching him some kittens to huff when he is under stress. To do these things, Dr. Nefarious has two generals who do his bidding:
[edit] Courtney Gears
A former pop star, as well as an exact replica of Federline baby dispenser, Britney Spears, Courtney Gears was assigned to work at Dr. Nefarious's top secret weapons facility in the Oboni Moons system. There, on the Oboni Gemeni moon, she tests Dr. Nefarious's super weapon, the Fagball, to make sure that it give its victims the perfect combination of homosexuality and cybernetic technology. Another factor in Nefarious's decision to apoint Courtney was her DIVINE sense of fashion! And she gets naked
[edit] Rob the Evil Backstabbing Robot Tampon
Also Known as General Rob, he is Dr. Nefarious's most trusted and favorite general. In Battle, Rob will mercilessly lead his troops into battle, leaving nothing but homosexual robots his wake. When not in battle, Rob is usually Nefarious's first choice in handling negotiations with the Irken Empire because he is quite deceptive and can tip the tables in Nefarious's favor, should the Irkens decide to break their alliance with Dr. Nefarious.
[edit] Irken Alliance
“Your galaxy is ours!”
~ Zim and Dr. Nefarious on Galactic Domination
It is believed by many that such an aliiance can never last as Zim and the Irken Empire are not interested in ridding the Universe of Heterosexual life forms. The Irken species is entirely Heteroseaxual(Except for Skooge and Purple), which would conflict with Nefarious's plans to "Gay the Galaxy." The collapse of the Nefarious-Irken allince may be the Straight Galaxy's only hope.
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[edit] See Also
- Nanobots
- Chairman Drek
- General Mek
- Robot uprising
- Lawrence
- Clank
- Ratchet and Clank
- Robotic Ghost Pirates
- Captain Blackstar
- The Supreme Evil one who is more evil that Satan himself and will kill anyone at will
- The real Dr. Nefarious
- Shadow
- The Supreme Ruler of Earth
- The fifth Ghostbuster
- Zim only more powerful
