Dr. Emmett Brown
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“What the hell is a jigga watt!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dr Emmett Brown
“It's a "Gigga" wat?" You dumbass.”
~ Doc Brown on Doc Brown
“It's your kids Marty, some thing's gotta be done about your kids! Your daughter marries a black man!”
~ Dr. Emmett Brown on Miscalculation
“Run for it Marty!”
~ Dr. Emmett Brown to Marty McFly after robbing a 7eleven
Dr. Emmett Brown invented the 'ball' also known as 'Earth' or 'The world'. He was born in the sprawling metropolis of Fostoria, Ohio. When he read the book "Ramona Quimby Forever" in -129 BCE he decided to build the worlds largest coffee dispenser. By the fate of fate and the gods of Sim City. Doc Brown mistakingly built an incredible device known as "DehLoriiien". With the assistance of the world renowned inventor "Marty McFly" he combined the device into a time machine.
In 1988 he met and married a Wookiee. His romance was short lived, because approximately six months later, he realized this Wookiee consisted of celluloid. Maybe cellulite. It was hairy whatever it was.
The Time Machine lead to the Great Time Travel War of 1871 and Doc Brown traveled to 1955 to marry your own mother. Therefore Everyone currently living on earth is now a descendant of Doc Brown.
Dr. Brown is currently living happily on Gander Mountain ledge in his nice warm candy cabin with his friend MR. T.J. Maxx.
whilst many believe he has human origins it has in fact been discovered he is one of a few surviving time lords. Keeping in theme with other time lords of using out of place, noticeablely clunky and large objects, he adapted a DeLorean to act as his TARDIS and travels through time looking to route out and destroy any and all synthetic companies, replacing Marty with a 'comedy Jew' provided for him by Hollywood.
[edit] See also
- 99th Red Balloon Infantry
- Elsewhere
- Christopher Lloyd Brown's alter ego.
