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The platypus in traditional garb.
The duck-billed platypus is an Australian animal most famous for being the creature
evolution and never wanted
intelligent design. Evolution not being able to explain how a bever and duck and whatever else manged to merge without feeling ill. Also showing that no intelligent designer would make such a being. However other sources state that the origins of this ecentric creature lie in the back of a kebab store when a
duck, Bill, and a platypus decided to do the naughty thing, following a night of beer and experimentation. Platipi (
French for platypusses) are often described as being about 3 feet long with a duck bill, fur, a beaver tail, and 6 inch fangs. A platypus diet includes
insects,
worms, and
Austrailian TV personalities. The platypus diet is also expected to become even more fanatically followed than even
Atkins.
[edit] Platypus Culture
The platypus lives in large colonies called townships. As many as 66413.26 platypusses can be in a single township. Platypus technology has been advancing rapidly. The first township discovered fire last June, and already the platypus is known for its 31337 hacking skills. The only known weakness of platypusses is cosplaying. Just show up in a township dressed as a Final Fantasy character of your choice, and you'll rule the platypus world by lunchtime.
[edit] Funky Fact!!!
Platypii have poison barbs on their thumbs...how can you possibly hate something that has evolved that randomly?
Platypus love pencils...tis true. They are also natural interviewers.
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