Dude, Where's My Car?

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“If somebody finds it, please let me know.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dude, Where's My Car?

“If you find it, we will buy it or the children!”

~ South Australian government on Dude, Where's My Car?

"Dude, where's my car?" was the question on everyone's lips during the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season. There have been several leads, but the car mystery remains unsolved. Your car might be flooded in the parking lot of the Superdome, swept away to China, or maybe you just left it at your mom's house. Who's to say?

It could be possible that some silly person found your car and sold it on eBay saying "mild water damage" or "new upholstery!" after it was in Hurricane Katrina.

[edit] Etymology

"Dude, where's my car?" is similar to the phrase "Where's my car?" but with the addition of "dude" in order to address the question to a dude, as it is widely believed that dudes know more about cars than the average bruddah or homie.

[edit] Film Version

A film version attempting to captivate the question was made, and went on to become one of the biggest fucking donkey wonkers ever. It managed to get shit on by every single other film made, licked itself clean and then get covered in vaginal fluids. But it did include a woman growing to 12ft tall which in any situation, makes everything better.

Parts of the story were based on the lost William Shakespeare play, Dude, Where Is My Codpiece?, but Shakespeare's thoughtful poetry was lost amid a wasteland of poor dialogue, fart gags and heavy-handed Scientologist propaganda.

[edit] Well, Where is it?

It's in spot D4, level two, Macy's exit. Seriously, get off the weed, dude. Sweet!