Duke of Wellington
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“"I am so gay for the Duke of Wellington"”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Duke of Wellington
The Duke of Wellington is a public house for the people, by the people. This notable stop-off point hosts the traditional weekly quiz, whereby local teams of half-wits 'duke' it out to be crowned kings of said quiz. The current Duke of Wellington is located near the WETA Workshop and that big palace on a hill in The Lord of the Rings. The Wellington Corporation has also been known for its exclusive sales of big green boots that British people wear.
[edit] Battles of Wellington
Notable clashes include the valiant attempt by the Quiz Armada to defeat the evil Quizimodo on the first of June 2005.
Cries of 'NOOOOOO' and 'Shake harder boy' were said to be heard from the armada.
The Duke of Wellington is fabled for his complete inability to ask sporting related questions. Clearly a novice at this new form of entertainment, (himself being brought on classic games such as spear throwing and gladitorial contests,) his particular lack of knowledge on table-tennis is unsurpassed in the new world.
Clashes of Recent times:
| Date | Victor |
| 1/6/05 | I got pwned by Napoleon...Damn that asshole! |
| 6/6/05 | Not at the Bar |
| 13/6/05 | Not at the Bar |
| 15/6/05 | Four by Twos |
| 20/6/05 | Four by Twos, we came 2nd |
| 22/6/05 | Victory!! We won outright!! Sod the Modo |
| 27/6/05 | Four by Twos, we came 3rd |
| 12/10/05 | Victory!! Beat the Modo in a Tie-breaker |
| 09/11/05 | Victory!! Beat the 4x2s in a Tie-Breaker |
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