Duran Duran

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Duran Duran is a famous mad scientist and his gang of supervillains from the 1980's. They were one of the most popular white supremacist groups to join at the time. The gang comprises John Taylor and his brothers.

Aside from their normal activities, they were part of the New Romanticism movement in music, which wished to revive Richard Wagner in order to make people realise what the Jews were really like (that they did not eat pork).

1 Major Operations
2 Demise and Influence
3 See Also

[edit] Major Operations

Their most famous operations at stamping out non-whites include Operation Hungry like the Wolf, Operation Planet Earth and Operation Rio.

[edit] Operation Planet Earth

Operation Planet Earth was their first plan to kill non-whites. It consisted of making the rain around America acidic. Three things went wrong with this:

They didn't realise that the rain was already acidic.
They didn't realise that whites weren't superhuman.
They didn't realise that orange juice wasn't enough to make the rain acidic.

[edit] Operation Hungry like the Wolf

Their most infamous moment was Operation Hungry like the Wolf when they found out there were a bunch of activists protesting their treatment of blacks and so they hunted for them. The activists easily got away though because Duran Duran told the activists they were after them.

[edit] Operation Rio

This was their plan to blow up the city Rio de Janeiro. They tried this three times. the first time, they landed in the Bermuda Triangle instead and so could not complete the plan for 2 years. The second time, they sailed into the harbour on a yacht but did not get far before the technical maintenance man of the group, Nick Rhodes. The next time, they parachuted in for shock value but were subsequently covered in paint. They quickly turned back because they were ashamed to be covered in colour.

[edit] Faith in this Colour

A little known covert operation, around the time as Operation Rio, was Faith in this Colour, in which the gang went around schools trying to educate people about the evils of racial mixing. This was instrumental to their influence on later terrorist organisations.

[edit] Happy Land Fire

One time, they tried to set fire to a night club to kill Hondurans celebrating Carnival. However, this was easily foiled by their archrival Barbarella, who undressed in front of them, causing their plan to Come Undone.

[edit] Demise and Influence

In 1997, the gang destroyed themselves with their own positronic ray. They were a major influence on more recent assassination groups such as the plot to kill Franz Ferdinand, The Killers and the white power group Notorious B.I.G..