Dwarfland
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This crazy article appears to glug brooms in the 2008 uprising against Mario's dead flounder and is also Strong Bad's brother . Oh, and it's also a prostitute.
In other words, it's so often random that it makes the macabre <insert name here> cry sadistically. Do something about it before it becomes straight.
Dwarfland is a northern Scandinavian town, somewhere near Australia. It is much akin to the Neverland ranch in Germany, presided over by one Adolf Hitler, and as such the Japanese have been secretly plotting to take over Dwarfland for several centuries.
[edit] Culture
There is no such thing as culture in Dwarfland, except fot laughing at elves. Sometimes this can be taken a bit far, with Elves being forced to watch every single Hulk Hogan match ever wrestled. Of course, this invariably ends with the Elf in question's eyes falling out of his head, his brain cooking and his lungs bursting.
[edit] Dwarfland Military
After the Treaty of Beards in late 1918-19, Dwarfland has been allowed a military consisting of only 100,000 dwarfs, with no airships and only 5 axes. Of course, this posed a slight problem where warfare was concerned, so they devised a cunning plan to get round this. They decided to make a dwarf so powerful, so strong, that not only could he laugh in the face of terror but spray his nose pink too. This Godly being was none other than John Rhys Davies, son of Gloin. They gave him all the axes in their armoury, and a suit of armour made of maltesers. (This is the lighter way to enjoy warfare.) Rumour has it that John Rhys Davies son of Gloin is invincible, and has on several occasions killed entire armies of Bjorks. Dwarfland has since been accepted into the League of Insects, after other nations were scared into accepting them, all down to the one true JOhn Rhys Davies son of Gloin.
[edit] Political Agenda
Dwarfland had intended to get itself Lebensraum using John Rhys Davies son of Gloin, by force if neccesary, by Charitable fundraising if not. (This is the true reason for Children in need and the subsequent rise of Terry Wogan.) However, once he became aware of his powers, John Rhys Davies son of gloin decided to found a Leper colony. It was here that he met the Pope, who advised him that with his unruly beard he would do well in hollywood. He took this advice, leaving Dwarfland without any military whatsoever, so they have no political agenda.
