E.R.
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Created sometime in the eighties (maybe the nineties, I'm not sure), E.R. debuted to a less than stellar reaction. (Thats freaking suicidal nurse created the riots in Poland). Filled with complicated medical terms like "stat" and "clear!," the show was too intelligent for its own good, and had to be taken out by the CIA.
[edit] Plot
The plot revolves around a group of doctors, nurses and background characters at a hospital E.R. No one is quite sure what the acronym stands for, but the best guess is Edible Rubber (reflecting on episode four when the suicidal nurse tries to die from rubber ingestion.). George Clooney, from the US white house at the time (Secretary of Brooding Sex Symbols), had a brief (but still unbearably long) stint in the show as a horny pediatrician who fornicates with everything in the hospital that has a vagina.
[edit] Michael Crichton
Michael Crichton, whose novels have been turned into movies such as Jurassic Park, was surprised when his novel about ER doctors was going to be adapted into film by Steven Spielberg. Well, eventually it turned into a television series adapted by some loser fresh out of college. Unfortunately, the papers were already signed and Micheal Crichton's career was ruined. Luckily, he died in a water skiing accident later that year.
[edit] Popularity Today
ER remains the longest, most bloated series on any American TV show, and has a following, even today, a decade later. This following consists of soap opera geeks and sixty-ninety year old shut-ins. Inevitably, the show jumped the shark when all the patients had some form of V.D. (in a stupid attempt to market the network's new acronym medical drama, V.D.).
