Ebaum's Rebellion

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EBaum's World, a site devoted primarily to media trafficking and information gathering, was lucky enough to not be involved in the early battles of the war. Under the mostly benevolent dictator Ebaum, Ebaum's World had amassed media of all types by the terabyte, but had a reativally small army. The population was so small mainly because Ebaum's World acted as a tourist spot of netizens of other sites, and few had taken up living there. Various plagues racked Ebaum's world, mostly spreading through "Punch the Monkey and Win 2 bucks" banners, and the water supply. Ebaum did nothing, inciting anger from the people. The worst was yet to come.

[edit] The Intelligence Drought

It has been long said that the Intelligence Drought first hit somewhere in the User pages of Myspace, but Ebaum's World felt it the hardest. Intelligence was largely imported from other nations, as most media cannot be stored near intelligence without damaging it and making it highly toxic, sometimes fatal. When the Intelligence Drought came about, the already slowed trade routes stopped, as all the nations needed all the intelligence they could produce (as was the case, not very much). Hundreds died from intelligence devrivation, but most proved to be immune. However, Ebaum's inaction in the face of a crisis was enough to cause mass rioting and damage to many major media archives. Users began converting their Flash and Photoshop tools into weapons, amassing a secret arsenal.

[edit] The Freedom Fighters

A large group of rebels moved on the capital page of Ebaum's world, when Ebaum released his secret weapon, Spyware. The metal spyware bots clanked and chittered across the ground, tearing the rebels' soft, human flesh. The entire homepage was irrigated with blood and gore as the Spybots ripped through the ranks of the rebels. It was no contest, the rebels were utterly and completely decimated.

[edit] Destruction of Ebaum

Unfortunatly, by elimating large sections of the population, Ebaum had undermined his own power base. The Spyware became self-aware turned on him mere hours after eliminating the rebels, and ripped him to shreds. Ironically, the Spyware self destructed on the death of their master (man, they didn't think THAT one through). The massive explosions iginited the voltile media files, leading to a massive fire. Years later, YouTube, Filecabi.net, and other sites rose from the ashes of Ebaum's World.

[edit] NBaum

The dictator Ebaum knew that his empire may one day crumble, and so he constructed a secret military facility that he didn't want you to know about, and created an android clone of himself to rule should he die. Upon hearing news of Ebaum's death, Nbaum immediately started raiding websites for creative content resources. The first target that was hit happened to be the YTMND Empire, until now neutral in The Great Internet War. YTMND immediately responded in force with thousands of cheap imitations of shakespearean actors and originality attacks (which, ironically, depleted most of YTMND's creative content resource that made it such a viable target to begin with). While many YTMND soldiers were killed, YTMND's swarm tactics managed to overwhelm NBaum's defenses. resulting in the complete and utter destruction of Ebaum's legacy and marking YTMND's entrance into the Great Internet War. YTMND would go on to stand with Yahoo in The Yahoo Reversal.