Ecstasy
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MDMA (Mentally Dioxin Mental Amphetamine) is known as 'madman' by its addicts, also known as "Mr.X".
Commonly used at Family Reunions by White Trash
“WWWWOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! *dead*”
~ Oscar Wilde on ecstasy
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[edit] Origin
The origin of ecstasy is unknown, since every single country in the world claim themselves to be the origin of ecstasy. The Great League of Scientists say that the origin is Austria, since they found the first ecstasy plant and an addict named Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose reputation for making decent movies died along with the dinosaurs. Investigations continue without any success, due to no one giving a damn!.
[edit] Dangers
“Does ecstasy make you horny, baby?”
~ Austin Powers on ecstasy
“Yes, it does.”
~ Article on ecstacy
“Cinayet işleyen göt de verir!”
~ Pöcük on ecstasy
“I highly recommend it.”
~ CEO of Wrigley's
MDMA use, particularly at all-night parties known as sausage fests, can cause death and sore cheeks( but not always in that order) unless the user consumes sufficient quantities of vodka, perferably store bought. Some "sausage goers," however, have erred by drinking too much vodka, without having the decency to do so with a girl, resulting in the death of your heterosexuality. MDMA may also lead to hot sex which has been proven fatal. It has been proven by Oprah Winfrey, that temperatures can exceed to 137 degrees celcius, which cause death from both her soggy vagina (wheaties) and also hypothermia.
Other dangers include waking up naked in a church, rekindling relationships with people you don't really care about, confessing your undying love for someone you just met, stumbling upon the meaning of life and then forgetting it, and coming down like a bag of bricks.
Also, be aware the MDMA will make shitty techno seem like the best thing you've ever heard, and may lead to dangerous levels of earnestness. Plus there is the issue of dancing like a total prick.
Other dangers include being so wasted that you find it nescessary to eat someones mother. This is known as being a cunt. Eventually, constant use of ecstacy in conjunction with MariJUHunannah, may cause random acts of insanity and dimb-whittedness. However, the use of marijuana paired with ecstasy can lead to a greater sense of worthiness and knowledge, studies say. Many X addicts have higher SAT scores than regular boredom fulfilled nerds.
It may lead you to:
Expect TOO MUCH for free-
“When's the food and drugs coming?”
~ McShifty on ecstasy
Think too highly of yourself-
“How about we have an arm wrestle?”
~ Roberto William Rogers on ecstasy
Go completely insane-
“FUCK I need more pills. ME NEED PILL!”
~ McShifty and Roberto William Rogers have both said the same thing on more than 1 occation on ecstasy
But the dangers go far beyond McShifty and Roberto pulling those crazy antics. One such danger is extreme forgetfulness such as forgetting to not walk off the roof of a building.
“I forgot to use protection.”
MDMA can cause you to desire sex with animals, lamp posts, mailboxes, and nerds. It inhibits your ability to cum allover your grandmother's face while watching her knit your socks. People on E often make connections with pictures of a snakes heads buried in your moms vagina and the rest of its body squirming about as she screams in pain and disgust.
[edit] Users
- Rosy and all her little friendies.....she can't quite remember their names yet though......
- Jordan Boulton
- Paul Campbell
- Druggies
- Scooter Libby
- Johannes Bach
- Big Bird
- Brodie the MadDog
- JANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- All members of Al Quida
- George bush senior
- Brodies freinds
- Ravers
- Party people
- Jim Carrey
- The mad synchronicity bunny and associates
- Co
- Lee Roberts aka DJ Code
- Drug Lord
- Milan
- Rachel Burke
- Steven Allen
- Nick Crawford
- Mahk
- Michael mylonelyness
- Max Donohue-Corr
- ME!!!!!!!!!
- Matt Cozzio
- Jayne Lowe
- kaye from R.E at KSC
- McShifty
- Roberto William Rogers
- david hasselhoff
- Brian cheung
- Danny wong
- David Nguyen
- George Dubya Bush
- Adolf Hitler
- Christina womann
- Ur mom
- Patti Wang
- Homo
- 9-322 except james and harvy
- Barney
- sarang kumar
- Kimberly Fung
- Lee Harvey Oswald
- Aaron Worpel (lives in bannockburn and he looks like mclovin)
- Thomas & Lewis & Jordan also take ecstasy
- James Colman who is a faggot and a sleeze
- Captain Toddy & Kathy & Carrot r the main users
- Ronald Mcdonald
- Jesus Christ
- Scotty Curtis
- Nicholas "The Man" Platt
- Rowan Meggs
- G-unit
- Jarhead
- Thomas Edward Johnsong
- Grandpaw
- My Vagina
- The Beatles
- Condolezza Rice
- meeee!!!!!!
- alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- dylan tal
- the shit that comes out of my ass onto my ballsack and into your mouth
[edit] Fun Facts
- Ecstasy can kill.
- Ecstasy use in conjunction with a USB to Brain cable allows free access to The Matrix, until level 35 at which point you will incur a monthly fee.
- Korean Stim Packs are believed to be based on a combination of MDMA and Kitten substrate.
- +5 Agility vs Stoners
- Ecstasy, when taken in combination with asparagus, tastes plain awful.
- -5 Charisma vs Tweakers
- All MDMA users gain God status if they have used it for 12 years. Unfortunately, MDMA is lethal if constantly used in a 10 month period.
- The majority of international mobile 'phone carriers have now abandoned MDMA in favour of the GSM standard, except in North America where chaos still rules the air.
- The Shamen wrote a whole song about ecstacy, called Ebeneezer Goode. It got to number one in 1992.
Aaron Worpel is the biggest user i know he lives in banno he looks like mclovin
- It don't hurt nobody, But my body. Nobody But my body gets hurt with this
[edit] Other words for Ecstasy
- Badgers
- Red-Pill / Blue-Pill
- Piles
- Torrijas
- Grandmas Ovaries
- The Bone Tablet
- Ketzal Ken
- Sprees
- Chuflas
- Disko biskits
- Pastis
- Super-Berocca
- Smarties
- Hamster food
- Zuckerl
- Sweeties
- Yolks
- Cherries
- Im Gonna Hug Everyone
- Lacasitos
- Pinger
- Elephant food
- the chemical
- The Mighty Horn
- Dezzys Delight
- Tomato
- Penis Enlargement Pills
- E-Pill
- Wally's
- Squills
- Skittles
- Smarties
- Nurofen
- Feel Goods
- Happiness
- Juker
- Damsel In Distress
- Electric Mambonator
- Jill's Pill
- Muslim Tylenol
[edit] Regional Facts
- Denmark
- 94% of population have tried ecstacy.
- 32% of busdrivers are driving while high on ecstacy.
- The King distributed it from the early 1950's until late 2006. He was then send to Russia and poisoned by jiggy-spies.
- Germany
- 64% of public voted for legalization, but the Prime minister over ruled the vote, because in the weekend leading up to the Vote, she was sold pure Caffeine pills.
- Uganda
- 100% of shamans voted ecstacy real dope!
- Sweden
- The government allows police officers to handout ecstacy to all violent drunk people.
- United Kingdom
- The government Reclassified ecstacy to safe while watching harry potter under the influence, ecstacy along with cannabis can be bought in most sweet shops and also come free with the popular McStonned or McBuzzin meal at McDonlds!
