Edgar's Prayer

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Edgar´s Prayer is a prayer which is used by Estonian oldsters to keep a mental contact with Edgar Savisaar. Every Estonian oldster must read this at least seventeen times a day and also after and before closing or opening his book "Peaminister" which is considered to be the largest and heaviest book ever printed on paper (even heavier than War and Peace) because it consists of more words than the whole internet. This prayer also helps old people to heal from all diseases and shorten the time until pension enlarges, which happens due to Edgar´s holiness in the year 3000

[edit] Edgar´s Prayer.

Our Edgar, who you are in the government,

Hallowed be thy politics.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done,

In Estonia as it is in Centre Party.

Give us our old-age pension.

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive Heimar´s and Vilja´s and Evelin´s trespasses.

And lead us not into Soviet Union,

But deliver us from Res Publica.

For thine is the kingdom,

and the power,

and the money,

for ever and ever.

K.

[edit] The Holy Edgar Pray.

Holy Edgar is the prayer which all Estonian oldsters must read when they see him. In the time reading this they also have to lay down and make a K sign with their hands. Many old persons say that they really have seen Edgar walking on a big circle of light and when they have read this prayer Edgar has doubled up their pension.

The Holy Edgar Pray.

Hail Edgar,

Filled with our pension money,

You are the king.

Loved by women,

and blessed is the fruit.

of thy womb, Estonian economy.

Holy Edgar,

Father of Centre Party,

give us money for new teeth,

and at the hour of death.

K.

[edit] The Song of the Songs for Edgar

O Edgar, thou heareth every Thing

I am a poor sinner but thou loveth me and giveth me 44 Euros and 73 Cents.

Thou blesseth the poor and giveth them the Pension

O Edgar, if thou heareth my Words and if thou haveth Time

Listen to me I want to sing this Song for Thee

Blessed art thou in spirit,

for thine is the kingdom of Heaven.

Blessed art thou,

for thou shalt inherit the Earthe.

Blessed art thou who maketh people hungry and thirsty for righteousness,

for thou will be filled.

Blessed are those who show you their thankfulness,

for they shall have thy mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart,

for they will see Thee.

I thank thee and bow down

And I am ready when thou calleth me.

Hare Edgar!