Edward Teller
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Edward Teller (born: Ragtime Era -- died: Britney Spears Era), best known as the inventor of the game "Show and Tell", was also the inventor of the hydrogen bomb.
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[edit] Early life
Teller was born in Hungary, but felt better after a plate of gulyash. In college he discovered the Teller Effect: if you get a bunch of people in a row and have each one whisper something to the next one down the line and have each repeat what they heard, a chain reaction of wackness results.
[edit] Teller's greatest discoveries
Teller won the 1930 Nobel Prize for his development of "Show & Tell". He also invented "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
[edit] Manhattan Project
Teller moved to the United States, and started the "Manhattan Project" in New Mexico because he was very poor with maps. ("I shoulda taken a left at Alberquerque!", he quipped.) For the Manhattan Project, Teller was joined by Penn Gillette, inventor of the safety razor. Also in the project were Enrico Fermi, the famous Italian tenor, Robert Oppenheimer, a traveling pipe salesman, and Albert Einstein, inventor of invisible ice-cream.
The rest of the project members felt their job was done when they invented a bomb that could wipe out entire cities. Teller, always the idealist, decided that the atomic bomb was not nearly destructive enough.
[edit] H Bomb
In a search for greater threats to peace and civilisation, Teller experimented with the B-Bomb through the G-Bomb, until the H-Bomb went platinum on the charts in 1952.
[edit] Later life
Teller remained a tireless advocate of greater radioactivity and war throughout his life. Sadly, Teller died before his dream of global nuclear annihilation could be achieved. However, many militarists, terrorists, and mad scientists throughout the world continue his legacy. When the Earth is finally a charred lifeless giant cinder, Teller will finally have a fitting monument to his work.
