Egersund

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Egersund is the Norwegian town that receive the biggest amount of the much spoken of whale and other swimming creature (Space Otter hunting ground number 1).

The town is secretly the headquarters of the separatist organization "Misjonshuset," and is famous for all of it's cults and sects (often sacrificing virgins at full mon). "Misjonshuset" are faithfull to their Christian faith, and is trying to overthrow the current santanic government. Every wednesday, this underground organization is gathering it's members who yell verses in latin, and rub their but-cheeks against each other; performing a holy ritual.

Egersund is the one place in Norway with very little percentage of santanic followers. This is mainly because of all the sects, but also because this is the home of many blasphemous people.

Egersund is the capital for stealth technology developers like "C-Map." "C-Map" develop stealth technology for military groups, like "Stealth Rabbits" and "Misjonshuset," this is however strictly forbidden information. People who knows this have a tendency to disappear.

With places like "bue," the Egersunders will never starve; thanks to their wonderful whale intestines cooced to look like greasey burgers and, the famous micro heated pizza-horn.

Egersund has a ruler who's name is never remembered. This man however is merely a puppet for the true ruler of Egersund: "The Berentzen Corporation" The Berentzen Corporation is a band of makers of alchoholic, sugery drinks made only to seduce the population, while they bend the town to their wishes.

As most smaller Norwegian towns, Egersund has a dual legislatory system, where the official norwegian law ranks second to the more dominant law of Jante ("Janteloven"). This dual legislatory system is a typical phenomenon for smaller towns that are located far away from civilized areas in Norway. Since very few areas of Norway are civilized, the Law of Jante is obviously far stronger than the official law in large parts of the country. Still, it holds a particularly strong position in Egersund. Some speculate that this is related to high levels of inbreeding among the religious fundamentalists that populate the area, but no one has ever bothered to do any research on this.

[edit] Famous Egersunders

• Kai Supercop: Police zealot that will bust into any building at any time for any reason (or absence of reason) in order to pound anyone for anything they may have said, done, intended to do or not even thought about doing. In particular if the (non)actions are disobeying the Law of Jante.
• Dolly aka Hulken (The Hulk): A woman(??) famous for her looks.
• Hansemann: An over-intelligent being collecting empty bottles and lawn moers for his multiplanetary superweapon based on high consentrations of gamma radiation.
• The guy always on the slot machine: Pretty much says itself.