Egyptian

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A follower of Egyptism. Also, of or pertaining to Egyptism.

See also Egypt.

This is also a dance used in virtually all Egyptian ceremonies and rituals. Legends say that this dance originated when Cleopatra, the patron deity of Egyptism, discovered old paintings on some tombs depicting a dance in which one slides one's feet up the street, bends one back, then shifts one's arm before pulling it back.

While this dance is enjoyable (and has caught on amongst non-Egyptians), it can cause serious injury if one moves too quick, which generally causes one to fall down like a domino.

A common part of this dance includes throwing eggs, and wiping them all around. The aim is to make everything as yellow as possible.

The name Egypt, or literally, "egg wiped" originated from this widespread practice.

[edit] Egyptians in War

In 195BC Pharaoh Justin Pharand 2000 made the dance compulsory for all Egyptian soldiers. He believed that not only would these new tactics completely gobsmack their enemies but would also improve the general moral amongst the soldiers, whilst keeping them fit. Thus in yet another war against Israel the Egiptians used the dance as their form of attack. The Egiptian soldiers in the forefront danced the ritualistic dance while the soldiers at the back would throw old socks and pc's. The stratergy behind this was that the forefront would keep the israelites in a hynotised state whilst the soldiers at the back, by throwing old socks and pc's would eventually blind the oncoming soldiers, leaving them sticky and quit frankly, not in the mood for war. It was believed that the pc's used would zap them of their enthusiasm and strength. The Egiptians eventually, after a 30 year-long war against Israel came out victorius. egypt > India > china > Israel

[edit] Results of the War

Israel

2000000000000 soldiers were left comatosed

10005023 never left their hynotic state

No one was ever the same again, thus many are still a bit dilly, a side affect from the ghastly ordeal

They built the small wall which can be seen from space with a telescope

The Chinese were so impressed with their small wall that they built the great wall of China

Egypt

2530125 died during battle as a result from serious injuries incurred by doing the dance to fast

2543355 died as a result from dancing for 30 years

Rate of wives killing their husbands for throwing eggs around the house increased by 80%

2053 soldiers were sent to tombed asylums as they would not stop dancing

The ritualistic dance paved the way for their religion, and saw to the birth of EggRa, along with the latest addition, eggradities the god who loves eggs

[edit] The Eggs

The war Egg

Special, blessed eggs were used in times of war. The eggs would first have to be blessed by 300 priests and then given to the prophets to determine if the Eggs outcome would be a possitive, victorious one. Once blessed and prophesised over the eggs were then given to the soldiers in battle. Thus the War Egg adopted the name Eggy-one-canobie. It is believed by the Egyptians that the Eggs were magical. They would drain the enthusiasm, strength, and courage of their enemies.

The ritual Egg

When in the hands of the Egyptians the Eggs, also known as Goody-twoshoe-eggs would have a possitive effective on anyone who it was thrown at. To be thrown with and smeared with the Eggs was a sign of respect and great blessing. The Eggs would grant the Egiptians, perfect, smooth, tanned skin.

The Goody-twoshoe-eggs were used at all wedding, funerals, celebrations and rituals.

The Egyptians throw Eggs at the ones they love. Throwing an Egg is like saying "I love You" instead of using the words: uħibukatobaħibbikhaluëٲ

The Egg is used at funderals as a form of respect and also to grant the deceased a smooth coated path into the after life. When Pharoahs die it is essential that the pyramid be completely coated with Eggs, thus granting a smooth path to the sun where he shall be vapourised and then sent on to the after life. It is believed that a good Pharaoh would be vapourised by the sun and a bad Pharaoh would planly just burn to smitherines.

[edit] See also

• Cyanosis