El Chupacobras
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El Chupacobras (Spanish for "Snake Sucker") is a wild animal from the River Parana Basin in South America that is very known for feeding itself of the blood and the poison of the snakes. It also enjoys having sausages, specially the German variety known as the Dickwurst.
[edit] Habitat
The Chupacobras has its natural habitat in the prairies of the Pampas of Northeast Argentina and South Brazil where it hides in the bushes while it hunts the Grass Snakes.
[edit] Characteristics
This animal is a hermafrodite oviparous and it is in the half way between a reptile and a bird. It has a skin as thick as a crocodile's, as well as a magnificent bird's plumage that varies from the bright pink to the baby blue through several tones and demi-tones of lilac, violet, purple and lavender. The animal is gracious and elegant. Some zoologists believe the Chupacobras is a direct descendant of the Archeopterix, a long extinct jurassic reptile-bird, though this is unproven.
[edit] Natural Enemies
The reptile-bird is immune to the poisons of all the gossiper South American snakes, such vipers which tongues are too large to be kept within their mouths. These vipers can gossip whatever they want about the Chupacobras, the Chupacobras will never mind it, the wild animal is totally immune to that. The Chupacobras just knows these reptiles are very envyous of its graceness and beauty so all they have to do is to gossip and talk ill of everything they envy. However, one day these vipers will bite their own tongues and they will die of their own poison.
