El Salvador
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El Salvador, literally meaning "The Saver"
The Pupusas is the most famous food in this country. You can eat pupusas in the breakfast, in the lunch and for dinner too.
The pupusodromos are famous places to find pupusas, curtido and a good diarrea, like Fergie from Black Eyed Peas, who had a serious case of diarrea in her last concert in San Salvador, and of thousands of fans were infected by Fergie's disease. Hundreds of them died of diarrea or deception of not listening fergie sing; however, there is a current debate in the government, several witnesses have said, that these people died for listening the bitch sing. "It was horrible" said one witness, "she was weak because she was drunk, oops, i mean with diarrea, and sounded like a cat being raped by Dick Cheney!, then people's ears started to blow out!..and the bitch stills owe us a free concert!"
Salvadorans like soccer, They never lose a game. Their favorites local teams are Barcelona and Real Madrid (wich are teams from Spain). They cry, they suffer, they live the passion for Spanish Sucker, ups! soccer I mean.
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[edit] Geography
Located in the central Americas. Between Chapinlandia, Honduras and Mordor. with approximately 24 square miles of land and some of the most nice beaches to surf, and fuck.
[edit] Demographics
The people of El Salvador are all known as Guanacos.
[edit] Economy
Currently being raped by US companies.
[edit] Words and phrases invented by Salvadorians
Pupuseria is a place where they make pupusas.
- Pupusodromo = is a restaurant in El Salvador.
Lately, there are new Salvadorean restaurants with that name here in the USA.
- pupusa: Meaning the food, and pussy also
- Justan= underwear like nightgown
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