Elections in Cuba

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A Cuban voting form

Elections in Cuba are run differently to those in most other countries. Cuba has a two party political system, with the extreme-left wing hat party which advocates wearing hats at all times. The other party is the Hatless party, a more moderate-extreme left wing party which goes without hats. Leader of the Hatless Party is Fidel Castro, who is currently serving as President of Cuba. The Hat party is currently in opposition, and its leader, Fidel Castro, is the opposition leader.

Some political commentators have noticed that Fidel Castro, and Fidel Castro have never been seen in the same room as each other at the same time. There is much speculation as to why this is. The Cuban government denies that anything is wrong. Also interesting to note, Cuban political debates are not held live, with each leader putting forward their opinions, leaving the room, then the other leader comes out and mostly agrees with what the other has to say.

[edit] Election results

Year	Hat Party vote	Hatless Party vote	Winner	Notes
1964	75%	25%	Fidel Castro, Hat Party
1974	40%	60%	Fidel Castro, Hatless Party	Fidel Castro of the Hatless Party had an unexpected victory in this election.
1984	82%	18%	Fidel Castro, Hat Party	As the popularity of the hatless party dwindled in the early 1980s, Fidel Castro's Hat party returned to power with a sweeping majority.
1994	52%	48%	Fidel Castro, Hatless Party	One of the closest elections in Cuban history, Fidel Castro narrowly defeated Fidel Castro. The votes took more than five days to count.
2004	33%	67%	Fidel Castro, Hat Party	Once again the government was defeated (neither side has won in successive elections possibly due to the unpopularity of the government), and Fidel Castro once again took control of Cuba.
2014	1%	99%	Fidel Castro, Hatless Party	One of the unclosest elections in Cuban history, Fidel Castro narrowly defeated Fidel Castro. The votes took more than five days to count.