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The Electric Boogaloo is a death penalty used by the prison systems to kill people in a comedic fashion acceptable to be shown on Youtube to get high page hits, or at least America's Funniest Home Videos to win the $50,000 dollar grand prize. In 2007, it was outlawed, followed by people eventually forgetting.

[edit] Discovery

It was initially discovered by some would-be school massacre-ists hoping to outdo the Columbine High School massacre and the Noodle Incident, but they revealed all their plans on MySpace, and were promptly grue'd to death by a stampede of grue. Their plans showed how to make a bunch of bombs, (made of pop rocks and soda) and how Homeless People, That Guy, and Dick Cheney almost give away the guns for free. But, when the government found the "Electronic Shuffle" blueprint plans on their Myspace, (on red paper, no less) they knew they had found, from the Book of Required Plots For Movies That Take Place On Mythical Battlegrounds; (Commonly Known as Book! At The Disco, or the scripts to the Lord of the Rings Movies) The forbidden thing #304, (technique with which to kill people) and coinciding with generic prophecy #7,058, (...Bringing the end of all things as we know it) could possibly be used for good, or just to kill convicts in a seemingly dance related way, similar to Ok Go's music video for "Here It Goes Again", except with less treadmills and cybergoth-norweigian-death metal music with a country subgenre.

[edit] Re-Discovery

Many people in the government thought that the Shuffle should have been just kept in the files, only to be spoken about on conspiracy theory nerd forums. There are several theories as how the shuffle was put into the government "To Do" box. The Most popular is that Dr. Thaddeus T. Wafflebottom, an evil scientist currently working as an assistant janitor to Avril Lavigne had moved it in there for a better chance to steal it later, as being in the important files locker is not allowed after 3 p.m, or during tapioca pudding hour. After unsucsessfuly being able to steal the paper, because it was taken to the main offices, he quit and became an evil scientist.

The Late Dr. Thaddeus T. Wafflebottom (1932-2003) in
his Wafflehead-edy evilness.

[edit] Electric Boogaloo Is Born

The Shuffle was processed through the offices for many months, and was passed, becoming a popular dance at the government socials. But it was when it was passed back to Thaddeus through internet spam e-mails titled "Asian Prince Wants to sell you Very Grow Penis Creme". He then modified it, and called it The Electric Boogaloo. The execution was performed by simply covering your arms and legs with Knives and other sharp objects, and doing the dance (The Shuffle). Thaddeus showed the world and threatened to end all life, but people thought it as some lame new-wave interprative dance, so no one cared. Ever. Not even you. I can tell you don't care.

[edit] Re-Re-Discovery

After two years of no one caring about him or his threats, Wafflebottom said "Fine then. Fuck you guys. I didn't want to destroy you anyway." Three days Later,on February 28, 2003,s Wafflebottom was found with his head in a toaster. Police decided that he had committed suicide. Afterwards, the Electric Boogaloo found its way back into the hands of the government. The head of security asked George W. Bush if they should use it on Saddam Hussein, but George responded by saying "Falanalanel". Today, it is used to execute people in prisons in a comedic manner, but it is mainly used in combat training, although thats the part they don't show you on those army commercials, because, using it incorrectly can cause the user to violently asplode.

[edit] Outlawiziration

On January 27, 2007, the Electric Boogaloo was outlawed in every state, and sever other countries due to the fact that Grand Master Overlord Bob Saget called it dumb.

Use of the Electric Boogaloo is forbidden by the Amish, who prefer the horse-driven boogaloo.

[edit] Un-Discovery

People Forgot.

[edit] Forgotten? Or Gotforten?

• no, just forgotten.

[edit] This

The Real Reason That The Boogaloo Was Outlawed.