Elizabeth May
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Outraged at a lack of seating, Elizabeth May rails angrily at the other parties. | |
| Title: | "Greenie leader" or most commonly called
"That boring Nova Scotian intellectual." |
| Predecessor: | A Tree |
| Successor: | Nobody |
| Date of Birth: | 1222 AC |
| Place of Birth: | Where else but Somwhereville, Nova Scotia! |
| Spouse: | Tree, and possibly an affair with David Suzuki |
| Political Party: | Greenies |
“WTF. I am cold...please give me and my party a seat to sit on. You know...this is not very environmental Stephen.”
~ Elizabeth May on Stephen Harper
“David is HOT!”
~ Elizabeth May on David Suzuki
“That's strange.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde
Elizabeth May is a deeply heartbroken politician and leader of the Greenies, which have no seats for them to sit on. She is also stuck sitting on the floor with her party. She is freezing and is noted for saying: "WTF. I am cold...please give me and my party a seat to sit on. You know...this is not very environmental Stephen.". After, Stephen Harper was not available for comment. After Garth Turner refused to join the Greenies it was reported that she was "deeply heartbroken" and did not have a chance for a few drinks or kitten huffing. Turner chose to join the Lieberanos later on, which hurt May more.
She believes in legalizing marijuana.
[edit] Trivia
- She is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as being the most boring intellectual on planet Canada.
- She is so afraid of cutting down a tree that she cut her hair off instead. She said that it was an interesting experiment.
