Emo Dynasty
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Emo Dynastys.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Emo Dynasty
The Emo Dynasty is a ruling line famous for over the years adopting the philosophies of Hitler and Karl Marx into their system of government. Currently their empire spans countries such as the USA, Australia and Canada but as the current King has stated during his last speech, they have hopes of converting the world to their system.
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[edit] First Rise to Power
The Emo Dynasty first rose to power in the 1980's during the time the Goths society was being established. Originally the dynasty started as a group of men under the name Rites of Spring who decided to follow in the footsteps of Hitler (who was believed to be the predecessor of the dynasty) and have a go at being dictators. Renaming themselves the Emo Dynasty they did not last long in power and it wasn't long before their attempts at world domination were put at bay. Many were relieved after this first wave of Emoism was temporarily abolished but little did they know that the second wave was close at hand.
[edit] Second Wave
In the 2000's the Emo Dynasty rose to power yet again with King Gerard Arthur Way who started to introduce his own form of Marxism. Under King Way's adaptation of the Communist movement his people were all considered as equals and dressed as such in black clothes and thick eyeliner. In an attempt to regulate overpopulation via birth control the mandation of tight pants as a means to sterilise males and keep the population at a manageable level was also introduced. Homosexuality was also promoted. Way also utilised propaganda as part of his reign by promoting his views through music, media and Hot Topic. Bands such as My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Hawthorne Heights and Greeley Estates were formed solely for this purpose. People like WiL Francis and Gerard Way were hired to assist in sending these messages.
[edit] Economy
The economy was weak under the first wave of Emo Dynasty rulers but grew strong in the second with the sales of Emo poetry and T-Shirts bearing the names of bands associated with the growing amount of emo propaganda on the market. The emo workforce is very dedicated to pouring emotion into their work which is one beneficial factor in their annual gross income, but seeing as they are all communists in the end they are only left with enough money to buy tickets to the latest gig and some eyeliner.
[edit] Leaders
Ever since the rise of the Emo Dynasty there have been many leaders. These have included the following:
- Adolf Hitler
- The Rites of Spring
- King Gerard Arthur Way
- King Sonny Moore
- Some Guy
- Your mum
- King Jack Skellington I
- King Jack Skellington II
- King Jack Skellington III
- King Jack Skellington IV
[edit] Terminology
The Emo Dynasty has brought with it its own jargon pertaining to the movement. The terms are as follows:
Emo : Belonging to/part of the Emo Dynasty
Emoism : A political movement started by the Emo Dynasty. Emoism is basically communism with triple times the propaganda.
Emos : the common people.
Screamo : A type of music used by the Emo Dynasty as a means of brainwashing the masses.
[edit] See Also
| Preceded by: Marx Dynasty | Emo Rule 1980 – present | Succeeded by: - |
Categories: Oscar Wildeizms | Communism | Emo | Politics | Royalty | Subcultures
