Emo TV

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The Emo TV logo.

Emo TV is Viacom's newest addition to daytime television. It has become one of the most watched channels in America, beating out 80% of its competitors daily. Emo TV roughly averages 3,000,000 viewers per hour, though this average flatulence fluctuates throughout the year. Emo TV is jokingly suggested as being a leading cause of the transmission of the "emo virus".

[edit] Inception & Programs

A pie chart showing the most watched programs on Emo TV.

Emo TV was the idea of several Viacom writers, who after their success of Grue's Clues on Nick Jr., decided to expand their company's monopoly on television even further by appealing to smaller demographics. Emo TV debuted on February 30th, 2003.

The channel comprises of mostly movies, originally broadcasted on the Lifetime network and music videos from such bands as The Arcade Fire and Panic! At The Disco.

The show's first original program, "MySpace", a show about several long-distant friends who deal with hardships, break-up, and self-mutilation over MySpace.com. The show only lasted two seasons. Another popular movie, "Finding Emo", filtered out most of Emo TV's Republican viewers. Once a month, a short segment called Eyeliner & Nail Polish is featured which discusses new trends in applying eyeliner and finger nail polish. Oprah and other popular daytime television shows (which were originally for women) are featured on Emo TV. And just like every great channel, infomercials are featured in the early hours of the morning.

Emo TV is also the only channel that advertises Emo-Mart. That's because Emo-Mart is the only store that wants to advertise on Emo TV and Emo TV is the only channel that wants to advertise for Emo-Mart. It all works out.

[edit] Current Daily Programming

[edit] See also

• The Bureaucracy Channel
• Tales of an Emo
• Emo kid
• UnTV
• Emo
• Emo-mart