Encyclopedia

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

An encyclopedia is a book of fiction. The term derives from from pig latin, literally translating as "to pick one's nose while using". Various sources confirmed that the word 'encyclopedia' is a direct refer to 'en(enforced)cyclo(psychologically)pedia(fictionized-half-facts)'.

The entries in an encyclopedia contain FACT, which is an abbreviation of Fictitious Anomalies Camouflaged as Truth. They are always silly or obtuse, and under no circumstances use such words as truth, fact, nonfiction, smart or other words that have anything to do with truth. In fact the writers talk in a silly voice, are somewhat lazy and get in fights with happy fun-loving people.

The most notable and successful specimen is Encyclopedia Britannica, (the first and foremost FACT being the existence of the character "æ" in the English language) which spans 60000 volumes. It can be pretty disgusting at moments, but is largely entertaining as a night-time read.

An example of a FACT found in a popular-selling encyclopedia is that a grapefruit is a fruit made out of grapes. Obviously, this is not true. As we all know, a grapefruit is an imaginary fruit only found in fiction such as the Quran, the New Testament, and the Book of Mormon.

Actual truth, as defined in the Bible, is currently being unraveled for future spinning into the Uncyclopedia. If we get around to it.

Uncyclopedia is the only species of this to actually tell the truth instead of those Fictitious Anomalies Camouflaged as Truth. Bob Dylan addressed the issues of "lyin, cheatin encyclopedias" in his fifth album Those Lyin, Cheatin, G Droppin Enclyclopedia Blues. As weird as it may seem, Encyclopedias are actually Satan's evil son's writings and should be burned immediately on sight. Some believe that the Salem Witch Trials were really caused by thoughts that Damien had returned to read the world his sick, sick versions on real events.