Engliqs

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Engliqs is a new and improved and more politically correct form of English named after the perceived pronunciation of the word English in Engliqs, which is Englix as pronounced in Engliqs. There are no silent letters in Engliqs, but to avoid confusion “gh” no matter where you see it, is pronounced phonetically and not the other kind.

[edit] Similarities with English

Engliqs is officially the same as English. Although:

• q = k
• j = j
• c = ch
• g = g
• k = th
• p = p
• x = sh
• h = h

[edit] Differences with Esperanto

Engliqs actually makes use of all 26 original Latin (English) letters and doesn’t make up crap fucking letters nobody’s fucking heard of.

[edit] Fun Fact

• Fuck is now pronounced fuchth by way of futshth.

[edit] Serious Fact

• The politically correctness of Engliqs is “notised” with the transliteration of that sentence that uses all the letters in the alphabet—because—the letters XTC do not appear.

[edit] Ke qwiq brown foqs jumps over ke lazy dog?

See? No XTC.

[edit] The end of Engliqs?

Because of these anomalies many cunning linguists have taken the initiative to replace Engliqs with a new breed of Engliqs called Engliks. See below:

• C = K (i.e. Th)
• J = French J
• Dj = J
• K = Q
• Q = Nothing

And

• Tx = Ch

Soon Q will = Ng. And English in Engliks will be Iqglix.

[edit] See Also

• Jeorje W. Bux
• Adolf Hitler