English Civil War, Part 2
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[edit] Prelude to the Civil War
[edit] Long Parliament meets
*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: The Catholic Clan is trying to change #England, the server that hosts us, into a religious server! We need to stop them!
We_will_stand_forever: Ur just paranoid...
*Random Peasent has entered the game*
Random Peasent: Dudes! Did you hear?
PYM_MAN: No, what?
Random Peasent: Straff has been kicked from #House_of_Lords! He is now in time out!
We_will_stand_forever: Oh my God! That is great! The Royalist clan is slowly dying!
[edit] London Root and Branch Petition
*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*
*<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent: CONVERT YOU HEATHEN!!!
We_will_stand_forever: No, you religious madman!
<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent: YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE SERVER RIGHTS!
We_will_stand_forever:...No...
<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent: A CURSE ON YOUR NAME!
*<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent has been kicked*
[edit] Strafford Vs. The Long Parliament
*Welcome to #House_of_Commons!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: Straff, you have been charged with Treason. PYM, do your job.
PYM_MAN: Straff, you advised Charley that he could attack us with the Irish Levies, is this right?
StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: No! It isnt.
PYM_MAN: Tell the truth!
StRaFfOrD ROOLS!: I am...
PYM_MAN: Ah-ha! He used the triple dot! HE IS GUILTY!
We_will_stand_forever: Do you have anything else to say, PYM?
PYM_MAN: Nope
We_will_stand_forever: Ok, We will put Straff into timeout until the next herring...
*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has been put into timeout*
[edit] Root and Branch debate
*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*
*<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent: CONVERT NOW!
PYM_MAN: That is a very good argument, We_will.
We_will_stand_forever: Ya, i dont know how to beat that...
*<<Cath>> Mystery_Merchent has been kicked*
[edit] Strafford Vs. The Long Parliament II
*Welcome to #House_of_Commons!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: So, Straff, you got some splainin to do.
StRaFfOrD ROOLS!]: As I said before, I DIDNT DO IT!!!
PYM_MAN: AHAHHAHAhAhAH! Who believes you?
* Lords in da house has entered the game*
Lords in da house: We do.
We_will_stand_forever: Order, order in the court. Only people in the Parliament can jump in!
Lords in da house: We are in the Parliament!
We_will_stand_forever: This isn't good...
PYM_MAN: Well, I have evidence! Hey look at this Private Message I got from Hungry_Plane!
* Hey Hun, this is Straff. I am going to make an Irish Levie to invade England, K?*
PYM_MAN: Your defence, Straff?
StRaFfOrD ROOLS!:...
We_will_stand_forever: Unless Straff gives us anything close to evidence, I here by sentence StRaFfOrD ROOLS! with high treason against the Parlement. He will be placed into solitary confinment until his public exicution... Now.
*StRaFfOrD ROOLS! has been banned!*
PYM_MAN: Owned.
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: HE IS INNOCENT!
PYM_MAN: We just owned him... so your to late! HA!
Charley_is_#_1: Lords in da house! You know he was innocent, right?
Lords in da house: Not now I dont.
Charley_is_#_1: Fine, u will pay!
[edit] The "Assult" of The Tower of London
*Welcome to #Tower_London!*
*Beckey_Billings has entered the game*
*Thugs_not_for_hire has entered the game*
Thugs_not_for_hire: Oi! You cannot be here!
Beckey_Billings: We demand the release of Straff! By the order of the king!
Thugs_not_for_hire: U and whut army?
*London Tower is surrounded by 200 royalist levies! 3 to 1!*
Thugs_not_for_hire: Blimey!
Beckey_Billings: We will be back.
*Beckey_Billings has left the game*
*Lords in da house has entered the game*
*Lords in da house has given 500 Parliamentarian Levies to Thugs_not_for_hire!*
Thugs_not_for_hire: Thnx
[edit] A plot uncovered
*Welcome to #New_Parlaiment!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: We_will! I found a PM that talks about getting Straff out of #Tower_London!
We_will_stand_forever: Lets here it.
* Hi Officer, This is A_NOTHER_OFF. Lets break Straff out, K?*
PYM_MAN: ...So?
[edit] The passing of Two Bills
*Welcome to #New_Parlaiment!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Lords in da house has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: We have just passed 2 new laws in the #England servers. One is that #New_Parliament can not be gotten rid of without Mine and Lords Ok.
Lords in da house: The Second is that Straff's account will be deleted.
Charley_is_#_1: That is unfair! U cannot do that!
PYM_MAN: O yes we can.
Charley_is_#_1: ...Fine. But make it so he can just observe, dont just get rid of it! Look, I just go a PM from THE KING OF TEH WHALES saying that he should be spared.
We_will_stand_forever: oops, to late. We just deleted his account.
Charley_is_#_1: DOOD! NOT COOL! Anywayz, i gtg to #Scotland to talk withAlex_R_1, K?
[edit] A visit to Scotland
*Welcome to #Scotland!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Were is evry 1?
*Alex_R_1 has entered the game*
Alex_R_1: Well, that was fun. Y u here?
Charley_is_#_1: To IM u, corse.
Alex_R_1: O. So, wha u wanna talk about?
Charley_is_#_1: Lets be friends.
Alex_R_1: Ok, but first can you pass some rules for this server??
Charley_is_#_1: Done
Alex_R_1: Sweet, dood.
