English Civil War, Part 3
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[edit] The Confederate War
[edit] The Irish strike
*Welcome to #Ireland!*
*Phlem_O_Nelly has entered the game*
*Castles_of_Love has entered the game*
Phlem_O_Nelly: Eh! I will goin to kill joo!
*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*
*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*
*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*
*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*
*Castle Defender killed by Irish troops!*
Castles_of_Love: Dood, wdf?
*Castle Newry Captured!*
*Castle Charlemont Captured!*
*Castle Mountjoy Captured!*
*Castle Armagh Captured!*
*Castles_of_Love Destroyed!*
Phlem_O_Nelly: HAHAHAHAHHA! ME WIN!
[edit] Scotland takes action
*Welcome to #Scotland!*
*Scottish Pride has entered the game*
*Broken Arms Estates has entered the game*
Scottish Pride: What do we do about this Irish uprising?
Broken Arms Estates: Letts crush them!
Scottish Pride: K.
Broken Arms Estates: Wait, I just got a PM. The Irish have taken #Dundalk!
[edit] Word reaches London
*Welcome to #New_Parlaiment!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: Lets send aid to kill the Irish!
PYM_MAN: No. Violence is not the answer.
We_will_stand_forever: Sorry, McGruff...
PYM_MAN: We should send people to suppress the uprise. Ofcorse they need to be approved by us, not Charley.
We_will_stand_forever: K...
PYM_MAN: Also, I have a rule that needs to be passed.
We_will_stand_forever: Wha?
PYM_MAN: Charley shouldn't be trusted with #England's army, or any of his croneys. Also, he wanted to overthrow us as Addy! If is passes, you will rule as Supream Addy!
We_will_stand_forever: Good idea. I will put a poll up now
*NEW POLL! Should Charley control our army? Yes 0 or No 0?*
We_will_stand_forever: It will take a day or two. So just wait.
...one or two days later...
*NEW POLL! Should Charley control our army? Yes 148 or No 159?*
We_will_stand_forever: WE WINNIN!
PYM_MAN: WOOOOT!
[edit] King Charles returns to London
*Welcome to #London!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Where are the huddled masses cheering at my return?
*All #England servers will be owned by Parliament! Screw you, Charley!*
Charley_is_#_1: OH COME ON! WDF DID I DO TO PI-- THEM OFF?!?!
[edit] The King and Scotland
*Welcome to #Scotland!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Alex_R_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: We need you to send your army to #Ireland, k?
Alex_R_1: All in good time, my English counterpart...
[edit] The Militia Bill
*Welcome to #London!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: We need a militia to suppress the Irish Uprising
Charley_is_#_1: Agreed. I will lead them.
We_will_stand_forever: HELL NO!
Charley_is_#_1: Who says I cant, I am king!
We_will_stand_forever: ME! The junior Addy of #England. Wait, I know, how bout we elect Generals to do this! We dont need to fight over a pety uprising!
Charley_is_#_1: Nah. I wanna lead!
We_will_stand_forever: SHUT UP! I WILL DO IT THEN!
[edit] The King appeals to the House of Lords
*Welcome to #New_Parliament!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Lords in da house has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Parliament and I should stop fighting until the Irish thing goes down, K?
Lords in da house: Fine by me, though you need to go to We_will and Bloody_Commoners to get the full agreement.
Charley_is_#_1: I want to lead the Militia as well!
Lords in da house: Ur forgetting something
Charley_is_#_1: What?
Lords in da house: U dont own the army or the navy anymore...
Charley_is_#_1: D'oh!
[edit] Parliament Deploys troops in Ireland
*Welcome to #Dublin!*
*Sir Simion has entered the game*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
*Sober_Irishmen has entered the game*
Sir Simion: ATTACK!!!
*Irish troops killed by British troops!*
*Irish troops killed by British troops!*
*Irish troops killed by British troops!*
*Irish troops killed by British troops!*
Sober_Irishmen: Agh!
*Sober_Irishmen has left the game*
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: Almost 2 e-z...
[edit] King offers John Pym a new job
*Welcome to #London!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Join me, and together, we can rule #England, as King and Chancellor of the Exchequer...
PYM_MAN: Dude. One, Hell no! and Two, dont quote Star Wars, k? It isn't cool.
Charley_is_#_1: Oh sh|t, just join me!
PYM_MAN: NO!
Charley_is_#_1: Fine. I will give it to Cold-peper...
PYM_MAN: Que? Oops, pardon my French, who?
Charley_is_#_1: Nvmd
[edit] The King tries to Arrest Pym
*Welcome to #London!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: U are under arrest for High treason against me! Your ruler!
PYM_MAN: Dood, you are just a powerless figure-head!
Charley_is_#_1: I r not!
PYM_MAN: Nice try, Charley...
*PYM_MAN is now detained!*
Charley_is_#_1: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
[edit] Isaac Penington
*Welcome to #Pennie's Place*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*Ham_Den has entered the game*
*Hasel Nut has entered the game*
*Holy_Holes has entered the game*
*Strobe Lighting has entered the game*
*Pure_Pennie has entered the game*
Pure_Pennie: Stay here until the whole thing boils off.
PYM_MAN: Yes, We will.
Holy_Holes: Here here!
Hasel Nut: I think I speak for everyone that we will win hands down against charley.
Strobe Lighting: Long live the King... HAhahahHHhaHAHHAHAH
Ham_Den: Well, lets lay low, just for now.
PYM_MAN: We will. Charley wont find us here.
[edit] The trial of the Five Members
*Welcome to #Guild_Hall!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*Ham_Den has entered the game*
*Hasel Nut has entered the game*
*Holy_Holes has entered the game*
*Strobe Lighting has entered the game*
*Bloody_Commoners has entered the game*
Bloody_Commoners: What is it, Charley?
Charley_is_#_1: THESE PEOPLE ARE CHARGED WITH.... Hating... me...?
Bloody_Commoners: What is new. I charge in the favor of who ever Charley hates...
PYM_MAN: Yayz...
[edit] O'Neill's attempt to take
*Welcome to #Drogheda!*
*Phlem_O_Nelly has entered the game*
*Canteena has entered the game*
Phlem_O_Nelly: I WILL PWN JOOOO!
Canteena: Ah, no.
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
*Irish troops killed by Royalist troops*
Phlem_O_Nelly: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
[edit] Sir Thomas Onslow musters the Troops
*Welcome to #King-thames-ston!*
*Onslow Puppie has entered the game*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! has entered the game*
Onslow Puppie: Yeah! Lets get mustering!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!: No, no, no. That is not the correct way of using the word muster...
Onslow Puppie: Oh....huh?
[edit] The Parliament recruits
*Welcome to #London!*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1 has entered the game*
*FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2 has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: So, you want to fight for the cause of the Parliament?
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: Yeah.
PYM_MAN: Do you know how?
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: Ye--- nope...
PYM_MAN: GOD! Do you know anything?
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: No--- yes...
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: What?
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #1: We know how to count to... three is it?
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #2: Sounds right to me.
We_will_stand_forever: U r dum.
[edit] King Charles asks for forgiveness, and some other stuff
*Welcome to #London!*
Charley_is_#_1: Hello!
We_will_stand_forever: Go away! we hate you!*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Look, just... lets end our hostilities, okay?
PYM_MAN: What is your catch, then, eh?
Charley_is_#_1: I can nominate people to join the Parliament.
*Lords in da house has entered the game*
Lords in da house: Sup
PYM_MAN: Nuttin
Lords in da house: What's hoppening, here?
Charley_is_#_1: I am trying to gain the trust of parliament.
Lords in da house: Nah, dun't doo it.
PYM_MAN: Lords, can I have a private word with you?
*Lords in da house: Yes?*
*PYM_MAN: you know the Militia Bill?*
*Lords in da house: Yes, what about it?*
Charley_is_#_1: What are you talking about?
Lords in da house: Nothing about u.
*PYM_MAN: Can you support it, please? It is coming under heavy fire. It is already losing votes!*
*Lords in da house: Ummm... Let me think about it.*
[edit] King Charles rejects
*Welcome to #London!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: You cannot control #tower! that is my domain!
We_will_stand_forever: you dont deserve it!
Charley_is_#_1: look, do I have to call the supream addy of #England, I_R_MAKER?
We_will_stand_forever: Oh, come on!
Charley_is_#_1: Well, do ya?
We_will_stand_forever: U may reject it, but you still cannot do anything about it.
[edit] Hotham Secures Hull
*Welcome to #Hull!*
*Cpt. Hot_Ham has entered the game*
*Rubber Bands has entered the game*
Cpt. Hot_Ham: If I am right about things, then a civil war is upon us
Rubber Bands: Oh come now, things are just gunna cool down.
Cpt. Hot_Ham: I dunno, just stay here and protect this site.
Rubber Bands: Yes, sir.
[edit] Houses of Commons and Lords go to King Charles
*Welcome to #London!*
*Lords in da house has entered the game*
*Bloody_Commoners has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Lords in da house: I think it is time to let go of our strife and live in harmony, Parliament and Royal Familly.
Charley_is_#_1: What?
Bloody_Commoners: Lords, you suck. What we are here for is so that we can persuade you into givin up the Militia.
Charley_is_#_1: HELLZ NO!
Lords in da house: Plz?
Charley_is_#_1: NO! now, get out!
[edit] The Bishops' Exclusion Act
*Welcome to #London!*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: So, what's new?
We_will_stand_forever: Well, Paul Bynion was kicked out of #Tower_of_London.
PYM_MAN: That it?
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Hello. I have a bill to pass.
PYM_MAN: Whut?
Charley_is_#_1: We need to get rid of some <<Cath>>'s from #House_of_Lords.
PYM_MAN: Why?
Charley_is_#_1: It'za pain to have them there.
We_will_stand_forever: ...This will be voted on in a bit.
Charley_is_#_1: Yayz, anywho, I saw your rule you passed awile ago, the "Militia bill" as you call it? Well, I will take that down....
[edit] March Madness (Continuation of the above)
Charley_is_#_1: Well, I'll be heddin up to #Scotland now.
We_will_stand_forever: No, don't!
Charley_is_#_1: To farkin bad!
*Charley_is_#_1 has left the game*
PYM_MAN: Wait! This is a good thing! let LoRd_oF_LiE control the Militia!
*Hop on pop has entered the game*
Hopt on pop: U GUYS SUK MAGER ASS!
*Hop on pop has been kicked*
We_will_stand_forever: lol. I have a good Idea.
PYM_MAN: Yes?
We_will_stand_forever: Remember at school you said that we should make a rule that we control the Bands?
PYM_MAN: Yah, whut about it?
We_will_stand_forever: Lets ratify it.
PYM_MAN: k. dun.
[edit] York
*Welcome to #York!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*
*Judge Royal has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Peasants, I need to use your base to raze an army to fight paliament.
Peasants_o_York: Sounds good to me.
Judge Royal: Good. I will act as the judge
Peasants_o_York: Hence the name, right?
Judge Royal: sure... that is why I am named Judge.
[edit] Carrickfergus Down
*Welcome to #Carrickfergus!*
*Dr. Monro has entered the game*
*Noob_Irishmens has entered the game*
Noob_Irishmens: Hey, are you here to tell us if we can invade England now?
Dr. Monro: Ah... No.
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
Noob_Irishmens: Not fair!
Dr. Monro: After Gordon, this will be a snap!
*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*
*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*
*Irish houses destroyed by Scottish artillary!*
[edit] Remove them thar arsenal, Charles!
*Welcome to #Hull!*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Rubber Bands has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: Charley, remove these troops to #tower.
Rubber Bands: Don't I get a say in this?
Charley_is_#_1: ...No... Anywho, I will move them in a bit. I need to speak to Hot Ham before I will, sense he controls them.
We_will_stand_forever: Finaly, we agree on something.
*Cpt. Hot_Ham has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Good, ur back. Now can you please move your troops to #Tower?
Cpt. Hot_Ham: No
Charley_is_#_1: Why not?
Cpt. Hot_Ham: I dun't like u.
Charley_is_#_1: traitor to your King!
We_will_stand_forever: Hot Ham cannot be delared a traitor without due process.
Charley_is_#_1: Huh?
We_will_stand_forever: He isn't a traitor until Parliament says so.
Charley_is_#_1: That is not fair!
We_will_stand_forever: Look, I have to go. So just go back to your little hut called York and stew there.
[edit] Newry
*Welcome to #Newry!*
*Con_of_Wei has entered the game*
*Cover_Antlers has entered the game*
*Noob_Snobbs has entered the game*
*Not so sober Irishmen has entered the game*
*News Writes has entered the game*
News Writes: Help us Con_of_Wei! Your our only hope!
Con_of_Wei: I'll save you! Cover and Snobbs, kill the Irishmen!
Noob_Snobbs: yes me lord
Cover_Antlers: Eh.
*Irish Insurgents killed by Royalist troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Royalist troops!*
*Irish Insurgents killed by Scottish troops!*
Not so sober Irishmen: RUN AWAY!
*Not so sober Irishmen has left the game*
News Writes: Thank you!
*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*
*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*
*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*
*Irish Huts destroyed by Royalist Artillary!*
News Writes: What the hell?
Con_of_Wei: The only good Irishman, is a somewhat dead one!
*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*
*Irish Huts destroyed by Scottish Artillary!*
[edit] The King askes for help
*Welcome to #York!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Peasants_o_York has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Men of York, lent me your ears!
Peasants_o_York: You mean eyes.
Charley_is_#_1: What?
Peasants_o_York: You read with your eyes, not with your ears.
Charley_is_#_1: ...Just... Never mind... Anywho, will you fight for me?
Peasants_o_York: Uhhh, k.
Charley_is_#_1: Ok. Now for my next plan, I will now move the Court of Law to York.
*Courts moving from #London: 0%*
Charley_is_#_1: Come on! Hurry up!
*Courts moving from #London: .1%*
Charley_is_#_1: :(
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: Dood! WDF? you cannot move the courts!
We_will_stand_forever: It's against the rules!
Charley_is_#_1: I hate you.
*Courts moving from #London: termantated*
Charley_is_#_1: Fine then. I will get my body guard over here.
*Paul Bynion has entered the game*
Paul Bynion: Hello
We_will_stand_forever: OMG!
PYM_MAN: How could you! We thought we were your friends!
Paul Bynion: Well, he thought you were a threat!
We_will_stand_forever: I guess you cannot type sarcasm! LOL you fell for it you jackass!
PYM_MAN: Charley, you have a stupid body guard. Why dont you trust us?
Charley_is_#_1: Because you are crooked.
We_will_stand_forever: We will see who is crooked...
[edit] The declaration of many things
*Welcome to #London!*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
We_will_stand_forever: ...Henceforth, Charley can't do squat without mine, Commons, and Lords concent.
Charley_is_#_1: You fraug!
PYM_MAN: Fraug?
Charley_is_#_1: *Fraud
We_will_stand_forever: You have been twisted into your current state by Straff and the like.
Charley_is_#_1: Well, anyone who follows you now is a traitor in my eyes!
*Charley_is_#_1 has left the game*
PYM_MAN: Does this mean war?
We_will_stand_forever: No, not yet...
*Cher has entered the game*
Cher: Hi
We_will_stand_forever: Good you are here. Keep a look out for Charley. And dont let him get any more troops.
Cher: K
[edit] The Last Month of Peace
*Welcome to #Parliament!*
*PYM_MAN has entered the game*
*We_will_stand_forever has entered the game*
PYM_MAN: What new?
We_will_stand_forever: The King has no Militia, and Fast Ting was thrown out of #Leicester.
PYM_MAN: ...So nothin new.
We_will_stand_forever: Basicly.
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Hello!
PYM_MAN: Why u here?
Charley_is_#_1: I am here to tell you that I am not a war mongerer, so you dont have to sick Cher on me.
We_will_stand_forever: We didnt, he is just observing you.
Charley_is_#_1: Well, I am NOT asking for war here. We are adults.
PYM_MAN: Well... Ok...
[edit] July
*Welcome to #Beverley!*
*Charley_is_#_1 has entered the game*
*Noob_Snobbs has entered the game*
*Warriors_o_York has entered the game*
Charley_is_#_1: Are you ready?
Warriors_o_York: For what?
Charley_is_#_1: The war is neigh, the Parliament has defied us for to long. We, the Royalists, will stand proud and together, take #England for our own. FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
Noob_Snobbs: LETS ROLL!
Warriors_o_York: LETS KILL THEM!
Charley_is_#_1: Gimli, blow the horn!
Gimili: YES!
Charley_is_#_1: RIDERS OF ROHAN--- I mean SOLDERS OF THE KING, CHARGE!
*CHARLEY_IS_#_1 HAS DECLARED WAR ON PARLIAMENT!*
*Charley_is_#_1 = <<Royal>> Charley_is_#_1*
*Warriors_o_York = <<Royal>> Warriors_o_York*
