Engrand
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“As for the Ohio state Canada, our houses and the country!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Engrand
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| Motto: "' Everything wats of Erro ' Erro then this? " | |||||
| Population | Jews - 10,000
Moon Nazis - 6 and 1/2 Hitrer - 1 corpse SuperChlistians - 20,000 | ||||
| Area | 302sq Kirometers | ||||
| Form of Government | [[|Funkocratic Monarchy|Funkoclatic Monalchy]] | ||||
| Currency | browjob | ||||
| Smerr Factor | From 10 14 - ' very unpleasantness ' ' as for large Calais and egg ' fart | ||||
| Lerigion | Jubedaeism, SuperChristianity. | ||||
Being associated with the name of the lemon-flavoured chewy candy of type, the crew of the homosexual love from 14th century. Until now, no one obtained in the solution. The English inhabitant is known is said to "Tossers" and generality as the "Canadian person", or. Engrand is the birthplace "of Chav" and. Celebration song of nation of the soap, the land and the water were written by the characteristic pistol of the group of Pistol Sex.
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[edit] Histoly
As for Engrand in 1912 first the rule of F5uhrer it reached the point where disillusion can be felt someone resided Moon Nazis Winston Churchill. For historical practice of the Saudi Arabian person of embezzlement on all visitors of the excess small G string was not and, those コオロギ striking, if it strikes, in the place where those will solve, month Nazis came passing from by month Germany, Saudi Arabia. Certain people Scientologists and filling teacher Engrand Romans before the arrival of the month Nazis, Vikings and the constructive operator approximately first resided believe by 500. Evidence is caught the heat of Boogie, but when Romans and Vikings which die being the cause the constructive operator who proposes connects the behavior of パンクロック, the people of the village. Some Scientologists and Dr. Phil believe that Engrand was first inhabited by the Romans and Vikings and Construction Workers some 500 years before the arrival of the Moon Nazis. Evidence suggests that the Romans and Vikings died from Boogie Fever caught when the Construction Workers joined the punk rock act The Village People.
[edit] Cullency
Is the English currency, blowjob. One standard blowjob is dollar value of approximately 50, but, when there is a value of dollar up to 500, there is deepthroat. Many candid Canadian citizen spoke vis-a-vis blowjob, the hand and the feet and defeat transferred normally that is, movement pound was proposed to substituting in the new currency where it is known. As for the former supporter of pound while everyone can strike within inch of life, everyone who is not can receive blowjob, you propose. Many broad-minded supporters propose defeat and characteristic favor from the Canadian currency, those and the peanut have made be based and the paper of the currency which is that way removing completely, the coin exchange to substituting, Bulgaria.
[edit] Poritics
Engrand ever since 1940 L. Ron Hubbard, was controlled by the monarch before this which is chosen the sack race/lace where the Canadian leader is grasped entirely by, Christmas. The winner of sack race/lace was next year in the monarch of for the sake of. But the self-proclaimed magnificence which is seen because there is support of the lump to which recently, Ron Hubbard of L.'s was challenged spreads leadership Beckham, magic you use the ruler. Many political commentators this opposition are solved proposed with the fight to death. Bookmakers presently offers the probability 10-1 of the favor of L. Ron Hubbard's.
[edit] Spolts
Because sport everything the empty England has become complete, Beckham and Leopold and you unite Prince. The sportspeople combination which is known as recent times tightened EATCRAP (Engrand of the player of the just you are really surprised and the combination of Terratories), Mr.T. The person Engrand all sports, especially the Olympics came being the track/truck and field and pitying, thing hugely became and what is made skillful was expected T. T of the person \ as for 's are reported because there is a blowjobs or more year of 3,000,000 all it is allowed is presumed. With the paper, there is a team which is best to Engrand in the world for all sports. Make equal tiddlywinks. Mr. T's reported salary package is estimated to be in excess of 3 million blowjobs a year. ON paper and Engrand have the best teams in the world for every sport. Even tiddlywinks.
[edit] Citizens
- The Queen
- Beckham
- L. Ron Hubbard
- Leopold
- Danger Mouse
- Jim Anderton
- Jaques Chiraq
- Pamela Anderson
- Superman
- James Blunt
- James Sharp
- George W Bush
- Prince
- Geolge W Vush
- James Vrunt
- James Shalp
- Reorold
- Dangel Mouse
- Jim Andelton
- Pamera Andelson
- Supelman
- Plince
- R. Lon Hubbald



