Epilepsy
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Epilepsy, when the brain misfires: noun, meaning 'to vibrate'.
The Epileptic is one whose brain misfired and vibrates.
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[edit] History
Epilepsy (or Happy-lepsee) was first discovered in a Greek nunnery, the party-goer enjoys a mild to very strong shaking session when probed by blackpool-esque flashing lights.
Normally turtles are seen fleeing from epilepsy, when the brain misfires, induced hardcore nightclub scenes. Police are still trying to outsmart the original epileptic nun, who, after taking in some of the local nightclub scene, started vibrating through the earth. She is believed to be around 5 foot 6, 159 pounds and somewhere between England and China (underground)
[edit] Secondary Definition
Epilepsy, when the brain misfires, is the name of Joy Division's fourth album.
Someone who eats the unusual combination of 4 Slices of Toast with butter and jam and a mug of hot saltwater.
Riverdance has begun hiring epileptics as part of their scheme to hypnotize the Earth's population of Asians.
[edit] What can cause a seizure?
[edit] OMGWTF??
Right now, you are under the belief that you are reading an article. This is in fact not true. In reality, your brain is short-circuiting very rapidly and firing synapses in quick succession. As your grey matter quickly turns to mush, you might begin to lose your grip on reality. This is perfectly normal for someone whose grey matter is quickly turning to mush.
[edit] What can I do?
In reality, there is only one thing you can do when you're writhing about on the ground.
[edit] EPILEPSY WARNING
