Erlenmeyer flask
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Completely unlike an Erlenmeyer Flask, this is a human spine.
An Erlenmeyer flask (also known as a conical flask (by science geeks)) is a widely used (by nerds) type of laboratory glassware which consists of an inverted conical base with a cylindrical neck (for doing lameo scientist-type thingies with). They usually contain some graduation marks to indicate the approximate value of their contents (because that dorky number stuff is like, sexual to geeks).
It is named after the German chemist Richard Erlenmeyer, (a dead geek) who created it in 1861 (as part of the geek plan to overwhelm the nerds and take over. This was before the nerd-geek accords of 1926, of course).
[edit] Uses
- Comedy. Flask is a funny word. Flask. Flask flask. Flask.
- Being mistaken for a beaker in cancelled Niggerlodeon cartoons.
- Creating unfunny uncyclopedia articles to call people n00bs (ironically, a n00b move)
- Trying to fix said unfunny uncyclopedia article for no apparent or sane reason (also a n00b move)
- Roll around in a circle. Keep a moron amused for hours. Just like uncyclopedia does!
