Ernest/List of Ernest movies
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< Ernest
“Please... I don't see the importance of being Ernest.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ernest
Here is a list of movies in the Ernest franchise:
- Ernest Goes to Camp
- Ernest Saves Christmas
- Ernest Goes to Jail
- Ernest Goes to Prison
- Ernest Goes to School
- Ernest Goes to Africa
- Ernest Goes to Hollywood
- Ernest Goes to Splash Mountain
- Ernest Goes to the Bathroom
- Ernest Goes Gay
- Ernest Goes Shopping
- Ernest Goes to Court for 9 Year Late Alimony Payments
- Ernest Goes to Jail for Failing to Pay His Traffic Tickets
- Ernest Goes to Acting School
- Ernest Gets Kicked Out of Acting School
- Ernest Goes to the Beach
- Ernest Doesn't Go to the Beach
- Ernest Goes Insane
- Ernest Goes to the Morgue
- Ernest Goes to Hell
- Ernest Goes to Heaven
- Ernest Goes Back to Hell
- Ernest Goes Straight to Video
- Ernest Goes to the Gynecologist
- Ernest Goes to Register as a Sex Offender
- Ernest Goes to a Crack Dealer.
- Ernest Goes on a Bad Acid Trip
- Ernest Stays Home and Watches Porn
- Ernest's Head Gonna aSplode
- The Importance of Being Ernest
- Ernest Makes Jiffy Pop
- Ernest is a Pedophile
- Ernest Plays the Eletric Triangle
- Ernest Eats Bill Cosby, then Smokes Some Weed and Starts a Website Called Wikipedia
- Ernest Eats George Carlin, then Starts a Website Called Uncyclopedia
- Ernest Fists Your Mom
- Ernest Meets the Shonz
- Ernest Invents Oral Sex
- Ernest Eats a Pinecone
- Ernest the Necrophiliac
- Ernest Curb-Stomps a Man and gets Charged with a Hate-Crime
- Ernest Needs a Kidney
- Ernest Hijacks a Plane Full of Nuns
- Ernest Goes on a Plane with Snakes Aboard... co-starring Samuel L. Jackson
- Ernest Wakes Up at 5 P.M., Smokes a Bowl, Jacks Off, Fucks Around On the Internet for 3 Hours, Eats a Sandwich and Then Goes Back to Bed
- Ernest Changes His Name to Earnest, then Changes it Back and Becomes an Ordained Minister In the Church of Scientology
- Ernest Joins the Wu-Tang Clan
- Ernest finds the meaning of life
- Ernest Tries to Ask Out a Girl, She Turns Him Down, He Cries, and Cuts His Wrists Although He Went Across the Road Not Down the Highway and Didn't Die, then Goes to the Hospital Where a Doctor Gives Him 12 Stitches and Anti-Depressants, but Ernest doesn't Take Them, Rather He Goes Home Complains About His Life On Myspace and Listens to "A Broken Dream of a Thousand Hearts" In the Dark Until He Passes Out From Malnourishment
- Ernest Attempts to be Winston Churchill
- Ernest Rapes a Selection of Fruit and Vegetables Then Gets a Blowjob Off of Courtney Love Then Dies of "suicide"
- Ernest Picks His Bellybutton, Sniffs His Finger, Finds it Smells Just Like Vagina, Licks His Finger Because He Never Ate a Girl Out, and Goes to Bed
- Ernest Eats Some Linguini
- Ernest Does a Trumpet Solo
- Ernest Dies Alone, Cock in Hand in a Sordid Vermont Inn
- Ernest Goes to Patton
- Ernest Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- Ernest Acts as a Stunt Double for Ron Jeremy, but isn't Hairy Enough, so He Shaves a Cat and Glues the Hair on Himself
- Ernest Starts the Holocaust
- Ernest Gets His Grandmother Pregnant
- Ernest Eats a Chainsaw
- Ernest Plays the Skin-Flute
- Ernest Gets Drafted to Vietnam and Commits War-Crimes
- Ernest Makes a Snuff Film
- Ernest Uses a Chainsaw as a Dildo
- Ernest Joins The Michigan Militia
- Ernest's Bukkake Happy Funtime (Parts 1 to 27)
- Ernest Uses His Belly Fat as a Masturbatory Aid
- Ernest, Ass-Muncher From Hell
- Ernest vs. Ernest
- Ernest Balboa
- An Ernest Encounter
- Ernest Begins (A reboot of the Ernest series)
- Ernest - A New Hope
- What Ever Happened To Baby Ernest?
- Ernest Directs a Series of Direct-To-Video Movies About a Niche Character in a Commercial
- Vern Shoots Ernest
- Ernest's Grand Panty Raid
- Ernest: Life Behind Bars
- Ernest Eats a Bathtub
- Ernest Finds Osama Bin Laden
- Ernest Joins the KKK
- Ernest Commits Genocide
- Ernest Goes to Thermopylae
- Ernest Takes a Massive Shit And Blames Rim Shot
- Ernest vs. Predator
- Ernest Edits Uncyclopedia
- Ernest Meets God
- Ernest: A documentary of Man Who Defined An Entire Civilization of Americans, In a Time of a Much Needed Savior
- Ernest Goes to Live on the Bald Head of the Dictator of a Crumbling Socialist Republic
- Ernest farted
