Ethnocentrism
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“Fuck yeah!”
~ Me on America
Ethnocentrism is what all the retard countries of the world have buttloads of becuase they wish so bad that they're the U.S.A. All of the top scientists (all from the States of course) have explaned this disease really well and it pretty much means that tey are so jealous of us that all they want to do is put us down and say how were so evil on the news. In summery, this means that the etnocentrism countries basicly suck.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! U S A ! U S A !
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[edit] Symtoms
- Talking in idoitic ways that nobody could posibly understand in the parts of the world that actualy count (namely the U.S.A) and even if they do speak English it sounds like some ignorant talking absolute nonesense. If thats how they speak English it makes me wonder how good they can speak whatever ridiculus langage they do in their own country!
- Eating crap that no respectibel human could possibly stomach. For example, sea creatures crawling at the bottom of the sea, like, dogs and other things that are usually pets, and some other unbelevable shit that you couldn't pay an American to eat. And don’t forget drinking some emo tea and crying if they can’t have some.
- Getting on the news and saying, “OMG but the U.S. is trying to take over the wo-o-o-rld. OMG but BUSH is the one creating the real axes of evil”. Its always somethig like that because they have nothing better to do then wine because life sucks so bad where they live.
- Being just so gay that it makes normal people blind just looking at them.
[edit] Affects of ethnocentrsm on the world
Well first of all, you know how it takes like forever to get on your plane at the airport? Thats because their so worried about people from ethnocentrism countries bringing in bombs and drugs and stuff. I mean, can't they do anyting better than sitting around scratching their asses and blowing things up? In America we have something called civalization and when we want to blow sometihng up we wait until the 4th of July or Haloween when its leagal.
And how about waiting in lines at Mcdonalds? You just wanna get a hamburger but you have to wait like 5 years because some ethnocentism MORON can't even speak enough English and is like "Uh uh uh I want french fry." And if one of them is behind the counter? Oh my god you might as well just turn around and go home to jack off insted of eating entirely.
[edit] Countries that especially have ethnocentrism
- England: Oh my god tehy have to learn how to talk right. And they also need to start remaking soccer into a real game. God, if I hear some skanky brit call this godforsaken "sport" football one more time I'm gonna go and shove a REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL up there pussies! Maybe they can make it more exiting by giving each team some extra goals on the side to shoot at or maybe by throwing in a couple balls instead of one. ..And if you need the balls, rest asured that the U.S. has more than enough to export, if you know what I mean (probably not).
- France: I mean, how gay can you get? 1000 years of history and the only decent thing they ever produce is Van damme! And maybe us Americans can show you how to fight a war without retreating. Until then just drink your girly wine until your liver bursts you pansies!
- Iraq: Nuff said.
- Africa: Waht more can you say about the country that invented AIDS to make us all wear condoms? And I think its called "where some clothes". Got it? Frigging animals. All I gotta say to Africans is they can all go back to Af... oh whatever, they can just get the hell outta there.
- Mexico: No work ethic, no sanitaryism, no nohting of any worth, three strikes your out.
[edit] Ethnocentrism in the future
Oh, you’ll see. I’d say they pretty much have no future at all actually. When all ethnocetrism countries are stacked in a pile of losers and I’m on top of it with my fist in the air like YEAH! U.S.A! U.S.A! Then we’ll see how smart they are.
