Europe
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Ewwww, rope! is subject to many interpretations, and all of them are wrong. Europe is the shorthand for "That which Norway and the Hellenic Republic share in common in history, culture and politics". Some contest that it actually stands for "That which the Ukraine and Portugal share in common" however they are wrong as well.
Urape, often misspelled Europe, is but an ugly growth of peninsulas and islands sticking out of the west end of Asia. The only reason it gets counted separately is because it's the ancestral home of white people, while Asia is the ancestral home of, well, Asians.
It is often thought that Star Wars occurred in Europe, but this is obviously wrong because there would not be enough room for the plotline of that crappy Mel Gibson movie.
Some historians think that Europe was conquered by the United States of America in the 20th century, while most European people maintain some fantasy of independence. The question of the United States' military engagement in Europe is a matter of much debate, especially in Iran and Guatemala, two countries at the heart of america aka the wild west.
Beware when in close proximity to a European. Carbon dioxide levels are especially low around Europeans, becau, Armenia, and some Slavic nations. Currently the lucky Turks in Constantinople (Which will never be called Istanbul by any God-fearing European) are "Europeans" while those further east (beyond the heart of that fabled lost Christian city) are just SOL.
N.B. The British Isles(or north Western European Archipelago to the Irish) are not Europe, there is an English Channel for a reason. The British refuse to acknowledge the existence of Europe. Europe in turn refuses to acknowledge (Jimbo) Wales. If you know the story behind that you will be laughing. If you don't you are quite probably a yank.<--i dont know the story but im mexican, im confused?
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[edit] EUrope
Europe is a part of Europe which consists of the Europe and Urasia. Today Europe's location is unknown, but american researchers have been hired to find it.
[edit] The Smell
No one knows for sure. But it is probably the English. England was once a part of the European mainland but when the European Union was formed in the early 12th century, a massive engineering project was commissioned and England was removed. Galileo and Stephen Hawkings, an egyptian and the inventor of gravity and felching, oversaw the project. Europe is a genrally smelly place, particularly around Spain and Australia (even though everyone knows australia is located on the other end of the world map) but historians agree it was worse when England was part of the mainland. Most french prefer to smell the asshole of the person walking in front of them, or their favorite cheese, rather than breathe the natural air.
[edit] European Empire
In the future rogue colonies will be reclaimed by the all mighty european masters who formerly controlled these little shits to finally create a new European Empire that will endure till the end of time. You know, 'cuz world conquest worked out well [[World War II| trying, until Columbus and his companion, also mad, of course, thought they'd better be used against other european countries. To avoid this, the weird people (now perhaps weirder, they're called americans) started to work for free for the spaniard, so they became the greatest power in Europe.
Then started all those wars of religion, between the Catholic God and the newly created Protestant God (surely just an updated version of the Catholic God OS), using their cannon fodder in really boring wars. As Spain was the main source of Catholic's God cannon fodder, spaniards became really exhausted after having to fight with almost every country they found when just getting out of Spain, so they got fed up and let another country became the dominant one. They expected to be back at the first position in a century or two, but that's not the way history works (fortunately).
England became the powerhouse of Europe for a long time, colonizing part of America, India, and a lot of the known world, spreading their knowledge of hideous overbites and damn good tea (which was introduced to them by the glorious Portuguese). Europe then had a lot of fucking wars, famines, plagues, wars, revolution, famines, plagues, wars, Hitler, dead Jews, and tax-loving but demographically short-sighted socialists who can't be bothered to fuck enough to save their precious, precious welfare state. And Islamists. Crazy, crazy Islamists. With that combination, the consensus is that it's gonna be a fun century! Europe in its present state is an abyss, filled with hippies and diplomats.
[edit] Economy
Mosty, the european economy consists of:
- Airbust airplanes, made to carry obscene loads of dealy, procrastinatifore requiring a rest period to recharge.
Fact: All European men wear panties. European men taught the world about lingerie, since they invented it....and wear it. Figures, I guess.
Since this continent exists only in rumor and ancient myth, what we know of its native inhabitants is somewhat limited. Anthropoligists generally agree that Europeans are approximately 1 foot tall, blonde, blue-eyed, ungrateful, and pray ten times a minute to a god called Hitler. Religious texts describe this mythical Hitler as a pink and purple bunny rabbit who prefers eating M&M's (only the red ones because all the others make his tummy hurt).
There is a large amount of anti-Americananism in Europe, mainly because Most european jokes claim that America is filled with burger inhaling idiots, this is not true. That would be Texas.
[edit] The Rope
Europe can also refer to the rope which belongs to Eu. Eu was later assassinated for possession of said rope.
[edit] Countries in Europe
