European Pretend Parliament
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The European Pretend Parliament is a body which the Masters of the Universe (European Union section) or the New World Order use to fool the inhabitants of Europe so they think they live in a democracy.
The Members of the Parliament (known as MEPPs) are elected by a system of disproportionate representation devised by the Silvio Berlusconi School of Electoral Manipulation and Regime Change. There are currently (2006) approximately 3,000 MEPPs, mostly Italian porn stars who are paid to appear on the Special Edition of Today in Parliament on Silvio Berlusconi's 69 TV stations.
The non-Italian porn star MEPPs are best known for receiving huge salaries and obscene expenses.
The MEPPs sit in political groups. The Christian Nazis and Socialist Stalinists are the largest groups. There are also Liberal Imperialist, Green Nordic Skier and Ian Paisley Says No groups. The so called Euro Sceptic Tank group consists of opponents of the European Union, such as the British UKIP.
The European Parliament has seventeen Parliament buildings, in various parts of Europe. MEPPs and their staff spend all their time travelling between the different buildings. This is a complete waste of time and money, but it keeps them out of mischief (see Act of sexual congress).
