Evil Pi
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[edit] Uses Of Evil Pi
- Provide an alternate answer for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
- To calculate the surface area of the nintendo wii.
- The strength of chuck norris's chin-fist.
- Removing lepricorns from wells.
- The password to access the porn levels on sonic the hedgheog (sega mega drive)
- Fighting porn cancer.
- Encouraging black people to self destruct.
- Making chocolate brownies great.
- Makes frosties more than good, until its great. Ratio between good and great frosties is 1:Evil Pi.
- Cure AIDS
- Give AIDS
- Share AIDS
- Help synthesise super AIDS
- Help make lemonAIDS.
- Helps your mum get AIDS.
- This guy can turn it into a hippo.
- Turn water into wine.
- Remove stains from washing.
- Remove creases from laundry.
- Pin numbers.
- Weaken Chuck Norris's electromagnetic defense shields.
- Use as the force.
- Add to absinthe to make cheees.
- Type into microsoft calculator to play BSoD.
- Use as a lubricant.
- Lubricate it.
- Foil wrap it.
- Bake for twenty minutes.
- Cook chips from frozen.
- Emo repellant
- Goth bait in the noble sport of goth spotting.
- To straighten afros
- Scrape roadkill of ones boot
- Wiping blood off your windscreen.
- To suck the moisture out of sucks.
- To lose a game.
- Removing cowboy spleans.
[edit] Disputes
There are many dispute to the exact existence of the evil pi irhasbrownable number as the constant varies according to the number of emos cutting at one moment. All expressions of pi are linked to the existence of emos; the leaning tower of piza was italies emo-fringe and was realted to pi. Furthermore, for every emo that is slaughtered (uncyclopedia reccomends a crossbow) the decimal point moves 2 forwards and 3 back. Try it.
Pope classic and new pope both firmly believe that all expressions of pi are equal to jesus. For example:
- Jesus --> Son Of God
- Son Of God = Omnipresent
- Omnipresent = Universal
- Universal = Spherical
- Volume of a Sphere = 4 Pi argh ceyoobed, divided by tree.
- Jesus is an irrational number, decimal places cancel down.
- Jesus = Pi
[edit] Reference to Evil Pi
- In the pi'th harry potter book, "Harry Potter and the Irrational Vagina" the password to gain entry to the Gryffindor common room is evil pi to the power of regular pi with large fries.
- Evil pi can be seen in the opening sequence of Corination Street as Richard Hillmans old house number (The Platts).
- Evil pi is the number used to calibrate Bernards Watch.
[edit] Evil Pi & Adultery
Like the superdevils marmalade, the number of evil pi or the symbol can cause you to commit adultery WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT! Many failing marriages are men who are just fed up of the sheer ugliness and obesity of their current wife; use evil pi to get their spouse to commit such adulteries as an excuse to divorce. The number of digits of evil pi that you can see determines the power of the adulery. For the first few digits:
- 1 Digit = Thinking of raping another person.
- 2 Digits = Casually checking potential victim out.
- 3 Digits = Gingerely groping said persons buttocks
- 4 Digits = Masterbate frantically whilst humming the national anthem; whilst fully clothed.
- 5 Digits = Stick nearby cylinderical paraphanalia up the persons anal sphincter.
- 6 Digits = Sever Rape.
- 7 Digits = Super Rape.
- 8 Digits = Uber Rape.
- 9 Digits = Forces you to watch Sex and the City. Twice!
- 10 Digits = Incomprehendable orgies of lust and illusion.
- 11 Digits = Yet to be observed. Volounteers needed. Apply Within.
[edit] Sightings of Evil Pi
Over the past several centuries there have been frequent sighting of the evil pi symbol. But through the entire history of mankind, the evil pi symbol is in most pictures. From Jesus's last supper, to the election of American President George Bush.
