Existential Triangle

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The Existential Triangle combines the three major theories of anthropological existentialism: the People as Scenery theory, the Anthropic Fallacy and Existential Angst.

Although originally named when consisting of only three theories, the Existential Triangle is now somewhat more polygonal. A couple of additional theories were tacked onto the original triangle in order to achieve a more fashionable semantic rectangle as illustrated.

The new theories proposed that both the thinker and everyone else was indeed real and that the world was an entirely wonderful place because of this. This was known as the Hippie Bullshit Theory and gained many followers amongst the world's bearded communities in the days of yore. The second theory was similar to the first in that it clove near-most to the realistic tendencies but acknowledged a little more that perhaps not everything else in the world was entirely real. The theory suggested that as one was oneself entirely real that one was thus bound to an unchangeable destiny which was one entirely unable to prevent and was appropriately named the theory of Immodest Fatalism.