Expert
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“This Guy is an expert.”
“I have two things to say about experts. An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.”
“Expert, isn't that short for ex-perverts?”
The truth about experts is in fact completely different to what most think. Many would think that an expert is someone that knows a lot about their subject and can scornfully put anyone else to shame in a contest about said subject.
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[edit] Wikipedia
Take for example the quotes from the so-called 'experts' at Wikipedia... "An expert is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of knowledge, technique, or skill whose judgment is accorded authority and status by the public or their peers." However this is an all too common misconception, and part of an elaborate conspiracy to cover up the truth behind terrible secrets at wikipedia.
[edit] The Truth
The truth has finally been uncovered by some of uncyclopedia's finest researchers cum llama racers. In truth, an expert is a member of the Anti-Uncyclopedia secret police of Wikiland, who they arrest and often infect with The Matrix, but other people are killed in even worse ways, as listed here;
Darth Hitler - impaled with 20,000,000 toenails c/o trisha
Bob Dole - talked himself to death in a duel with a wikipedia demon
George W Bush - died refusing to invade wikipedia's homeland even though they have WMD - (weapons of mass deception)
Tony Blair - Forced to Watch The Dukes of Hazzard until his head exploded.
(the names of these victims have been altered to keep them anonymous)
[edit] See Also
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[edit] Attention, the writer of this article diserves to be huffed by a Grue.
[edit] Attention, the writer of this article diserves to be huffed by a Grue.
