Extraterrestrial Highway
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The Extraterrestrial Highway, located near Area 51, is the port of entry for all extraterrestrial traffic to our planet.
[edit] Construction
Construction of the highway began in 1940 and was finished in 1945. It consists of 10 road kilometres and 3 light-years in hyperspace.
The highway was built in order to implement the resolution of the United Nations of Earth Assembly, passed in 1939, to accept resident and visiting aliens on Earth. Initially, applications are being accepted only from extraterrestrials who are bona fide refugees as defined in the multilateral Treaty on Refugees signed between Galactic Federation members at Andromeda III in 1936. It is hoped that the new immigrants will be able to fill jobs that Earthers are no longer interested in doing, for example:
- Politicians
- Judges
- Lawyers
- Surrogate Mothers
- Doctors
- Scientists
- Police
- Army / Navy / Air Force
- Presidents and Politicians
[edit] Benefits
The highway is also expected to have economic benefits for our planet as it will expand tourism from abroad, thereby helping to balance Earth's growing trade deficit. However, some people warn of illegal immigrants from planets such as Mars, Alpha Draconis and Zeta Reticuli I and II. However, by 2026, the American Empire is planning to have upgraded the highway to Level 89/99 security.
