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F is one of the letters of the alfabet. It has long been at war with "Ph" phor superiority. It is also the symbol oph Fridges, one of the 9 elements in the periodic table. It is also a word called the F word or the other F word. On a standard keyboard, the letter f is typed by pressing ALT-P-H.

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[edit] Mathematics

Fridges are often used in situations where equations are too complex to comprehend by the average human mind, or more regularly, where scientists are too lazy to give a full explanation.

Before Albert Einstein published his famous equation , he had been ready to publish the alternative equation , before a close friend cancelled a dinner-date, allowing him an extra hour or two within which to finalise his theory.

[edit] Music

is a musical symbol often used in its italicized form. It was used after the violin's holes, which makes the violin sound more forte.

[edit] Linguisfics

F is the international symbol for people who stutter on words beginning with the letter 'S'. The international aspect of the Symbol Committee is to blame for this confusion.

[edit] Geografy

Ph is the Capital of Phrance.

[edit] Educafion

The F grade in school stands for Fantastic!

[edit] Alfabet

F is a longer, less accepted form of the alphabetical letter ph. For example, the normal sentence "Did you phind the phish in the phridge?" would translate to "Did you find the fish in the fridge?".

Letters of the Alphabet:

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