F-BÆRUMS
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[edit] Facts
- F-Bærum is a plane capable of flying in a speed higher then the light
- A lot of these planes is hidden in Rosendvilde
- Bærum is the only civilisation in the universe whit access to this plane
- the plane has a teleport technology making it possible to transfer itself anywhere in the universe in 0,00001yocto (that is E-24) seconds.
- it’s mainly mind controlled.
[edit] Origin
The plane was invented in 1854 by Ewart .$ Yen, it was first tested in 1870, and the test was a blast, the plane was a lot better then they expected.
[edit] weapons system
The plane is capable of fire 100 S-B missiles at the same time, it also have laser cannons, mind reader gun, mind eraser gun, and ICBM (Inter Continental ballistic missile), and some secret weapons I don’t know anything about.
[edit] Other Information
Its stealth capabilities is 100%, you can’t see it on infra red, radar, not even by eye. When it is function it is transfer to another dimension making it impossible to discover. It can compress any thing you put into it to atoms, making space for just about anything.
It has space for 5 passengers, 10000000 Kilo of baggage (compressed), and there is no need for a pilot, you think of a destination, and the plan takes you there.
In combat situations the planes Killing AI is activated, the AI is one of Bærums secret technology’s it is 100% safe and act totally on its own in combat situations the AI has a reaction time of 0,00000000000000001yocto seconds making possible to do more operations per second then you can imagine. The AI doesn’t make mistakes, it has never done it, and will never do it, this piece of technology is perfect!
Since F-Bærum is over a hounded years old, a new plane known as”X-Bærum” is going to replace the old F plane within one year.
